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dick_army

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Member Since 2002

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Tuesday Apr 15, 2003

Apr 15, 2003
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I am damn photoshop nightmare and annihilate all pesky design issues. I am the giant robot to uninspired layout's evil giant monster. Vector graphics bow before me as if I were Ming the Merciless and Flash Gordon rolled into one. I can make your grandma Playboy material. I am waxing hyperbolic for no good reason. I am now stopping this like nuclear bomb stops life. I am ending my diarrhea-mouth like I was, umm, anti-diarrhea medicine.

Did I mention it's my bedtime? Well, it is. Indeed. I'm not joking. OK, I'm yawning. What do you mean you don't know if I'm actually yawning? Clearly I am. Well then, how do I know you're not hiding any weapons of mass destruction? I should say I think you are. Oh, we'll see, just you wait until after I get my beauty sleep. Then you'll be sorry for refining that uranium. robot
soraya:
diarhhea mouth? don't end that. it'a a good thing. well, if it's in non-literal terms. otherwise... yeah, i don't know about that.
i think i have diarrhea mouth sometimes, well, i tend to call it a form of tourettes....
Apr 16, 2003
frankie18:
haha ah the joys of photoshop. gotta love it. your entry makes me want to play video games. i think ill go play mortal combat or street fighter now and be my own action figure.
Apr 16, 2003

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