Join now and instantly access millions of uncensored photos, videos and livestreams!

Join Now
2 models live now
  • angeelina_g
  • nandaroxy
Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

dick_army

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Member Since 2002

Followers 12 Following 3

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Apr 14, 2003

Apr 13, 2003
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I had it. Then Iost it. Oh, yes, here; Having recently been bitch-slapped by the great hand of my own unemployed sloth, I decided I ought to take proactive measures to stave off my creeping malaise. Nothing worked.

Gag me with a spoon.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
roamingaround:
I like to think of laughter as a mood ENHANCER (of course, it's never nice to hear during the disrobing process---but any time afterwards is legit).

Sometimes I laugh when I come. I wonder what my bedfellows are thinking when that happens...I'm always too embarassed to ask... shocked
Apr 14, 2003
60ftqueenie:
thats why its fantasy... I dont even have enough energy at themoment to fuck my boyfriend....hahahahah dvda
Apr 14, 2003

More Blogs

  • 02.19.03
    4

    Wednesday Feb 19, 2003

    When was it? June? July? It was hot. Central Illinois in the summer. …
  • 02.18.03
    3

    Tuesday Feb 18, 2003

    I just wanted to take a second to thank the Lassie Foundation for bei…
  • 02.14.03
    1

    Friday Feb 14, 2003

    Wow, for having moved to Oregon, I sure feel like I'm still in Califo…
  • 02.10.03
    1

    Monday Feb 10, 2003

    OK, so I'm living in the deliciously white trash town of Willamina, O…
  • 01.27.03
    0

    Monday Jan 27, 2003

    OK, so I found a subletter for my place, one Ms. Joyce from Santa Ros…
  • 01.20.03
    2

    Tuesday Jan 21, 2003

    I now have approximately 10 days left before I emigrate to Oregon fro…
  • 01.10.03
    5

    Friday Jan 10, 2003

    I can still remember the first time I saw you. Remember? We were …
  • 12.28.02
    4

    Sunday Dec 29, 2002

    When last we met our intrepid hero, Snugglepuss had just defeated the…
  • 12.28.02
    4

    Saturday Dec 28, 2002

    I smoke. And again. Three four. Why do I smoke? Is it to shave the…
  • 12.27.02
    0

    Saturday Dec 28, 2002

    OK. I am drunk as fuck right now. The one, the only the ALMIGHTY …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
1
day
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,121,292 followers
  • 14,935,341 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,430,511 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

    Press enter to search
    Fast Hi-res

    Click here to join & see it all...

    Crop your photo