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dick_army

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

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Sunday Apr 06, 2003

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So I have come to interesting impasse: I think I've finally accepted that:

a) I will never have another girlfriend and I'm actually OK with that.

b) I am a natural-born smoker of all things smokable. I have the book on Dutch culture to prove it.

c) I will not die of lung cancer. More likely I will be involved in a fatal car wreck, or starve to death when the bioweapons bombs start falling in a few years and kill off all the crops.

d) I am strangely attracted to Michael Jackson's nose.

e) Gimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary.
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roamingaround:
An addendum:

a) Stubborn pinky toes are hot.

b) "Crack is wack." Or so I've heard.

c) You will probably die in bed with your secretary.

d) Michael Jackson's nose will be your girlfriend. Seriously. It will drop off his face any day now and hunt you down. It just wants to be loved.

e) Neither is pimpin'.



[Edited on Apr 07, 2003]
Apr 7, 2003
fractal:
I typed out a whole witty comment and then my computer thwarted me...

So to sum it up, I hear you
Apr 7, 2003

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