dicey

last night can be defined by

1 massive bump on my head from some weird hip throw manwhore practiced on me, he thought I'd end up on the couch but my head ended on the floor...

1 bottle of Taittinger I shared with the hostess

1 tampax which sat in a glass half the night because manwhore decided to experiment with one (oh and I ate a peperami out of the unused and signed applicator complete with pushing motion)


1 overhead lamp with a nipple shaped end, (I swear it really did look like a nipple) a point I proved when someone lifted me up to the ceiling to lick it..

1 groundfight with the hostess on the wood floor which got me an echimosis the size of a small child on my hand

2 great quotes that were sent to our web monkey namely one of manwhore saying "please pour some more of daddy's sauce in my lap" with the response "tell me when" and a priceless one of me telling Manwhore "I don't want your sausage anymore"

1 surprise when I woke up this morning and found the hostess's signature on my stomach...


result:

1 raging hangover!

what stupid things have you done at parties or social gatherings?

PS: je pense qu'il est important de noter que certaines des mannequins ici sont vraiment de sacr bouffones qui ne se prennent vraiment pas pour de la merde...sans citer personne bien sur....