dicentra

They are all a joy to read.  Because of the time I've spent on them, I haven't properly cleaned my house in weeks.  It's because of you I live in squalor :P :P

Get a pet eel and with Maddie, Archer, and (insert eel name here), you'll have a combined force of land, air, and sea :p

We can't have any softy pirates! Keelhaul him!

1) You're a woman (I know, very astute :P) 2) You're gorgeous (again, thank you Captain Obvious) 3) You own a sexually deviant parrot 4) You too are quite kinky 5) You are very altruistic 6) Pisces 7) You don't take shit from anyone (nowadays at least) 8) You've crawled through a figurative river of shit and came out smelling like a rose 9) You live in a beautiful part of The UK, even though you'd rather be closer to more populated areas 10) You are loved by a great many people, including yours truly :)

@rudeboy71 yes please sort her out :P think she need's a good prodding @dicentra

Crazy! @weepaul haha.

@dicentra Im just here to amuse you :P the penis in my mouth is just a figment of your imagination ;)

Ahhhhhg...okay. I'm not into that myself. Im not against it per se just not a very touchy feely person. I can't even say 'I love you.' To anyone. I can write it but I have never said it out loud.

Taking someone's wheelchair is just sick and low.  You're not just robbing someone of a conveyance, you're robbing them of their independence, as he correctly pointed out with the "chopping legs" comment.  It is funny that he blamed you, though.

I wish I lived on the east coast so I can be on here sooner for this shit.  Or maybe I should call in sick more often?  Or maybe sell all my shit and move to my ancestral homeland?  Anything to quit missing out on this shit.

Hahahaha!

I think Mercury poisoning is worth it for the taste of the fish (don't be dirty for once)

cashing in the learning experience, and how you handled it, are the most wonderful things about a brick wall head bump! where I used to plot revenge and curse several generations ... now I just giggle and wait for the reward!!

What @rudeboy71  said, and I'd call that "progret".

umkay... well now... ... let's just say while my two ex-wives aren't ruled out - they're in the penalty box ... indefinitely haha!

No argument here.