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Monday Apr 25, 2005

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Over the weekend, it rained a lot, and I learned that the height that I carry my umbrella at is what is 'face level' to most people.

Know what would be cool? A spider umbrella. Each little stick of the umbrella could be done up into a leg, and a giant spider thingy at the top. the rest of the umbrella could be done up to look like a big spiderweb. I think giant tarantula would be best, but they are fuzzy so in the rain they probably wouldn't be waterproof and the effect would be ruined.
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uncommoncold:
Aww. I'll try to rock it like a hurricane.. just for you. wink
May 3, 2005
splendor:
Well... Thankies! I like it too... though I was partial to Isa... Ive learned to love it. miao!!
May 4, 2005

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