Regular readers will recall that I turned 30 a few weeks ago. And I was talking to a girl in a bar and I mentioned that it was recently my 33rd birthday. And she said "wow! you really don't look it. I mean, you don't have any wrinkles, and your hair - do you have to dye it?"
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chris_sick:
Almost a year to the month after his sudden disappearance strange and bewildering reports of Chris Sick sightings began appearing on Suicide Girls. Many claimed he simply sat in his bathrobe, cigarette ash on his filthy boxers, empty beer bottles surrounding him and the horrible remake of Miami Vice on his television...
asbo:
I turn 28 in a matter of days! Oh, the pain!