I was sitting at a bar this weekend, when somebody put that song on the jukebox. Who fucking listens to "Hurt" when they're in a crowded bar on a Saturday night?

You shall be the first to receive a manuscript milady.
Your terms are acceptable to me, on the condition that the sunflower seeds come deshelled in vacuum sealed packages. Witty remarks must maintain a strict ratio of two parts incisiveness to one part humorousness.
Yes, from one whisky drinker to another i know how to drive a hard bargain.
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I like a da Jack Danial's too. Have you ever tried Booker's bourbon.....Mmmmmmmm Booker's Bourbon.

Your entry reminded me of one my fave Bowie songs Changes