when i got home the other night i was surprised to find out that i was having a party. but its good fun anyway. i went out and ate chinese food last night. the waitresses drive me nuts. they come over the table every 5 seconds trying to take my food or refill my drink when it is still full. i think i am going... Read More
so i am writing a book about retail and all its crazy happenings. from stupid questions to strange events. if anyone has anything please tell me.
i am sleepie right now, maybe its because i have weird ass dreams all night. about dopplegangers.
There is an old lady who runs a stripper/ Sex store a block from my apartment. Shes gotta be in her 60's, and she will give you detailed explainations on every dildo she has in stock, and she keeps a bad ass supply of hosiery. She gave me my favorite pair for free.
i am still waiting to see those damn pictures. i hear they are pretty bad ass. ahhh its driving me insane. well anyway i am supposed to go out to a million dollar house and get drunk as hell. so we'll see how that goes.
some lady came in the pet store and asked if we knew where to get her dog's ears pierced.