deviledeggplant

when i got home the other night i was surprised to find out that i was having a party. but its good fun anyway. i went out and ate chinese food last night. the waitresses drive me nuts. they come over the table every 5 seconds trying to take my food or refill my drink when it is still full. i think i am going...
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so sleepie...

so i am writing a book about retail and all its crazy happenings. from stupid questions to strange events. if anyone has anything please tell me.
i am sleepie right now, maybe its because i have weird ass dreams all night. about dopplegangers.

fuk the old...bring in the new



i don't like you

fuk the old...bring in the new

i am still waiting to see those damn pictures. i hear they are pretty bad ass. ahhh its driving me insane. well anyway i am supposed to go out to a million dollar house and get drunk as hell. so we'll see how that goes.

some lady came in the pet store and asked if we knew where to get her dog's ears pierced.

oh...
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so now i am waiting to get my pictures back to see if they are worthy to send in. the damn well better be. my skin is red and itchy and it hurt to take those pictures. it was a really weird experience, but strangely enough i felt really comfortable around the photographer. hmmm...i don't know.

i can't wait til we take pictures tonight...i think it will be a lot of fun. i was going to lose my tattoo virginity today but i don't think it is going to happen now. its was going to be free too but i can't get a hold of the guy. figures. i guess i will have to wait to be deflowered another day.

you know...my stepdad is a really great guy. in a lot of ways he is better than my real dad. but he only goes that extra length to talk to me when he wants something. last night when i came home from work doing and open to close, he asked if he could come over since he has never seen the apartment. i say sure...
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hmmm...i feel really lazy and useless

i gave all my animals nice little baths last night and they all acted like i was going to drown them. but they all smell like baby powder now. i told my friend how it was and she admitted jeaousy and being a bitch and apologized. still don't know i feel about it all. i have had a stupid headache for the past two days...
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so i am going to tell this girl to fuck off if she bothers me one more time...
i have a doppleganger...she werks with me. i am getting mistaken for her when i where my glasses. its kinda scary...its like a me but not me.