I AMAZE MYSELF SOMETIMES
I was having a conversation with Rae the other day about some of the most dim-witted, air-headed I-must-be-in-a-coma type-things that I've done in my day. You know, one of those days where you're in a total daze and basically working on auto-pilot? In my case, this usually follows a night of excess drinking.
So yeah, pretty often.
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I was having a conversation with Rae the other day about some of the most dim-witted, air-headed I-must-be-in-a-coma type-things that I've done in my day. You know, one of those days where you're in a total daze and basically working on auto-pilot? In my case, this usually follows a night of excess drinking.
So yeah, pretty often.
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I just spilled a whole cup of water behind my desk onto all the cords hooked up to my computer, printer, phone, calculator, etc.
Lovely.
I hope I don't get electrocuted.
But then again, that would be par for the course.
Details to follow.
Lovely.
I hope I don't get electrocuted.
But then again, that would be par for the course.
Details to follow.
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rae:
hahha i want you??? isnt it more like you want me? 
heheh
heheh
viro:
i hope you do keep in touch!
you're awesome, and thanks for the encouragement!
...you're so awesome.
k. hopefully i'll talk to you later.
...gone.
you're awesome, and thanks for the encouragement!
...you're so awesome.
k. hopefully i'll talk to you later.
...gone.
I just got one of those goddam tickets in the mail. You know, the one where a hidden camera snaps a picture of you and your license plate? Yup, there's no denying it was me in that picture. 
It was for running a red light. The things is for 350 dollars!!!! Not to mention the cost of traffic school. And the kicker?! My insurance rate...
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It was for running a red light. The things is for 350 dollars!!!! Not to mention the cost of traffic school. And the kicker?! My insurance rate... Read More
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xanaxboy:
I have a friend who works with that type of camera and surveillance system. If anyone would know the technical flaws he would. Let me know.
apex_tiki:
sweet jesus. 350 dollars. thats terrible. good luck with that. i got a parking ticket last night. i was really confused by all of the signs posted on the meter. so i didnt bother payin it. and well, i guess i should have.
My roommate always wants to be heard, or so it seems. She has bells on her front door so you know when she's home. She has beads in the hallway so you're sure to know where's she's at at all times. She stomps around the place, slams doors, and makes a goddam ruckus at any hour. Whether she's oblivious to how she is, that is...
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evil:
about what???
oh, the picture in Silly Zebra's journal!
just a hint with the beer in hand!
oh, the picture in Silly Zebra's journal!
just a hint with the beer in hand!
paulrich:
dude. have you been on a plane lately? people pull out their phones the minute the plane lands. they're like crack.
Well a new profile pic was long overdue, so I finally got around to putting a new one up. What do you think? I call it "Thoughtful Anika." lol.
You know what gets under my skin?
My boss is constantly going up to people in the office and blurting out things like "Right, Lisa?!" or "Right, Kathleen?!" or "Right,...
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You know what gets under my skin?
My boss is constantly going up to people in the office and blurting out things like "Right, Lisa?!" or "Right, Kathleen?!" or "Right,...
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xanaxboy:
Like the simple look, more you in the picture...which is not a bad thing
gord462:
I need a roomate too, move in with me.
Y Control by the YYYeahs is one of those songs that puts me in a great fucking mood. I love that song! It makes me fully totally content with my life (at that moment anyway).
Do you have a song that makes you feel this way?
Do you have a song that makes you feel this way?
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jerawyn:
I don't know who those guys were, they're not on the site, but they were with someone who was...if i remember who, i'll pass than on to you. I did totally confuze SillyZebra with Craig---sorry...do you have a pic of Zebra...i can't place him at all. Darn it.
Next time a bigger pinata and a shorter stick...
Next time a bigger pinata and a shorter stick...
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bean:
Holy fucking hotness.
Something tells me that virgo event is going to be very, very fun.
Something tells me that virgo event is going to be very, very fun.
bean:
That surprises me a bit...I was far too sober to give a decent lap dance. I'll be sure to have a couple more shots before we get into that again.
That surprises me a bit...I was far too sober to give a decent lap dance. I'll be sure to have a couple more shots before we get into that again. I JUST got home from Unravled's BBQ last night.......
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It's 8PM.
Two words: INSANE FUN.
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It's 8PM.
Two words: INSANE FUN.
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juxtapose:
Hey girl...I dont remember if I gave you my business card or not...Anyhow I will email you my number, so you can come and get a massage.
perhapsevil:
*kicks self for leaving early.
I just heard one of our woman customers comment:
"You can never have too much money and you can never be too thin."
*sigh*
Sometimes I am seriously ashamed to be a woman.
"You can never have too much money and you can never be too thin."
*sigh*
Sometimes I am seriously ashamed to be a woman.
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chrischick:
Oh my god I fucking love the Anika...tell Craig to get those pics up pronto...I can't wait to see them!!!
We are so gonna rock out with our cocks out hella soon...
Hehehe, I just realized that you are the first girl I have ever kissed...I mean...there wasn't tongue or anything...but still...SWEET!!
We are so gonna rock out with our cocks out hella soon...
Hehehe, I just realized that you are the first girl I have ever kissed...I mean...there wasn't tongue or anything...but still...SWEET!!
johnnystrange:
very sad.....
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Hey, thanx to all for the nice birthday comments. It was totally unexpected by me and totally made my day. Thanx everyone!! You guys rock.
Well I spent all of the last couple weeks housesitting for my bosses in their 2 million dollar home. It was fucking awesome, I was living the life. Free booze, free...
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Hey, thanx to all for the nice birthday comments. It was totally unexpected by me and totally made my day. Thanx everyone!! You guys rock.
Well I spent all of the last couple weeks housesitting for my bosses in their 2 million dollar home. It was fucking awesome, I was living the life. Free booze, free...
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kimsu_tatu:
My Friend from San Diego is in need of support, She came out of the coma but they did have to take her leg. Anyway, I am glad She is still alive, her personality is very positive and strong so I know She will be even spunkier with time to heal. I tell you this because this would be the true reason for my trip to the WC... Looking like end of this month or a bit later, but I will be out there Anika.
That Nip and Tuck show freaks me out, people are crazy with the insecure issues huh.
That Nip and Tuck show freaks me out, people are crazy with the insecure issues huh.
timeoftheeclipse:
hmmmmmmmmmm
...what a funny entry..so know what you mean about auto-pilot haziness, haha, empty headness...hmmm, some of my silly brainless things include: (oh ive done the soap thing before! haha)
...showering, and then like half an hour later sometime showering again thinking i havnt showered!...
...in moments of haziness driving towards my old place of residence..forgetting ive moved!
..making scrumptous bacon inspired breakfasts for a hungover me and always getting distracted by something for long enough to let it go cold....
...always forgetting something i need when im down the drive and having to turn back....it really frustrates me! haha
....ahh the things we do..crack up. have a rad day