I AMAZE MYSELF SOMETIMES
I was having a conversation with Rae the other day about some of the most dim-witted, air-headed I-must-be-in-a-coma type-things that I've done in my day. You know, one of those days where you're in a total daze and basically working on auto-pilot? In my case, this usually follows a night of excess drinking.
So yeah, pretty often.
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Here are a few things I've pulled that you might get a laugh out of...
~~Warmed up an empty cup of coffee for exactly 3 1/2 minutes on high.
~~Washed an entire load of laundry and forgot one important element....SOAP.
~~Talked on the phone for about 2 minutes with who I THOUGHT was my brother but turned out to be a total fucking stranger.
~~Dropped two full 40's of beer within 15 minutes of eachother and I wasn't even buzzed. (I acutally have an excuse here...I have really small hands.)
And last but certainly not least....
~~Waiting for the bathroom at a restaurant for about 5 minutes before realizing that it was empty the WHOLE FRIGGIN TIME!! (The person who walked up behind me walked RIGHT ON IN!) .... DOH!
BADA-CHING....
Hehe...uh...yeah.
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So what lame-ass things have you guys pulled? Hey, I embarassed myself....now it's your turn.
Just call me monkey girl. 
I was having a conversation with Rae the other day about some of the most dim-witted, air-headed I-must-be-in-a-coma type-things that I've done in my day. You know, one of those days where you're in a total daze and basically working on auto-pilot? In my case, this usually follows a night of excess drinking.
So yeah, pretty often.
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Here are a few things I've pulled that you might get a laugh out of...
~~Warmed up an empty cup of coffee for exactly 3 1/2 minutes on high.
~~Washed an entire load of laundry and forgot one important element....SOAP.
~~Talked on the phone for about 2 minutes with who I THOUGHT was my brother but turned out to be a total fucking stranger.
~~Dropped two full 40's of beer within 15 minutes of eachother and I wasn't even buzzed. (I acutally have an excuse here...I have really small hands.)
And last but certainly not least....
~~Waiting for the bathroom at a restaurant for about 5 minutes before realizing that it was empty the WHOLE FRIGGIN TIME!! (The person who walked up behind me walked RIGHT ON IN!) .... DOH!
BADA-CHING....
Hehe...uh...yeah.
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So what lame-ass things have you guys pulled? Hey, I embarassed myself....now it's your turn.
Just call me monkey girl. VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
...what a funny entry..so know what you mean about auto-pilot haziness, haha, empty headness...hmmm, some of my silly brainless things include: (oh ive done the soap thing before! haha)
...showering, and then like half an hour later sometime showering again thinking i havnt showered!...
...in moments of haziness driving towards my old place of residence..forgetting ive moved!
..making scrumptous bacon inspired breakfasts for a hungover me and always getting distracted by something for long enough to let it go cold....
...always forgetting something i need when im down the drive and having to turn back....it really frustrates me! haha
....ahh the things we do..crack up. have a rad day