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Friday Sep 17, 2004

Sep 17, 2004
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I AMAZE MYSELF SOMETIMES

I was having a conversation with Rae the other day about some of the most dim-witted, air-headed I-must-be-in-a-coma type-things that I've done in my day. You know, one of those days where you're in a total daze and basically working on auto-pilot? In my case, this usually follows a night of excess drinking.

So yeah, pretty often.

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Here are a few things I've pulled that you might get a laugh out of...


~~Warmed up an empty cup of coffee for exactly 3 1/2 minutes on high.

~~Washed an entire load of laundry and forgot one important element....SOAP.

~~Talked on the phone for about 2 minutes with who I THOUGHT was my brother but turned out to be a total fucking stranger.

~~Dropped two full 40's of beer within 15 minutes of eachother and I wasn't even buzzed. (I acutally have an excuse here...I have really small hands.)

And last but certainly not least....

~~Waiting for the bathroom at a restaurant for about 5 minutes before realizing that it was empty the WHOLE FRIGGIN TIME!! (The person who walked up behind me walked RIGHT ON IN!) .... DOH!

BADA-CHING....

Hehe...uh...yeah.

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So what lame-ass things have you guys pulled? Hey, I embarassed myself....now it's your turn.


ooo aaa Just call me monkey girl. biggrin
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jubjub:
... smile ..thanks for your comments, they made my day...mmm i hope to make it to the states in the next summer, just gotta keep saving my dosh...

...what a funny entry..so know what you mean about auto-pilot haziness, haha, empty headness...hmmm, some of my silly brainless things include: (oh ive done the soap thing before! haha)

...showering, and then like half an hour later sometime showering again thinking i havnt showered!...

...in moments of haziness driving towards my old place of residence..forgetting ive moved!

..making scrumptous bacon inspired breakfasts for a hungover me and always getting distracted by something for long enough to let it go cold....

...always forgetting something i need when im down the drive and having to turn back....it really frustrates me! haha

....ahh the things we do..crack up. have a rad day kiss
Sep 18, 2004
xanaxboy:
Walkin' out of shower au natural when my roomate's aunt was visiting from Utah...DOH! blackeyed
Sep 18, 2004

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