devil_bitch

I was talking to a friend today about my dating woes. Which in itself is ironic considering he is one of the men who broke my heart and crushed my spirit. Funny how I always decide to put these things behind me and salvage friendships with men who have done that to me. Long story short we dated off and on for 5 years. Well at least I thought we were dating. When I mentioned that I was very much in love with him, he was surprised because in his mind we were just really good friends who fucked. *shrug* Such is my life....

Anyway.

He said what I needed was a mail order husband. I thought about it. Why not? Some hot Russian man who cooks for me, fixes broken things, and talks dirty to me in Russian. I have this thing for Russian men. It's the language and the noses. That and the insane crush I had on Mikhail Baryshnikov growing up. This was also when I still had dreams of being a dancer. He was magnificent. So beautiful and graceful. Not to mention a hot bod and a great package. He definately made ballet more erotic for me.

Anyway so I am doing a google search for mail order husbands and there is nothing. Except this.
Please someone tell me this is a joke? I tell you this world is so sexist. You can find mail order brides from all over the world. But can a woman find a mail order male? Alas no. So back to the drawing board I guess.

If I do get a mail order husband....Can I have him?


Oh and I am imposing a new rule on myself. No more dating SG members.

Me+dating+SG Members=very bad shit Maynard

So no mas.

I also make a pubic apology to anyone who was freaked out by Mistress Dita.