deuteranopia

Oxford English Dictionary Reaching Capacity

Editor’s Note: This article has been modified to simplify the material for a wider audience. The sections in bold print are for your benefit, and may be skipped over by the more intelligent bipeds (biped – Noun: An animal that uses two legs for walking)to expedite (ekspəˌdīt – Verb: Make (an action or process) happen sooner or be accomplished...
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Bill Cosby of Pornography Gets Taste of Own Medicine

The “boy next door” of porn, James Deen, has had a career as colorful and riddled with bumps as his un-photoshopped penis. Recent court actions against the bad boy adult film star have landed him several months in jail as he awaits trial for multiple rape cases. Back in November, his former squeeze, and adult film...
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Americans Take a Moment to Collectively Vomit as November Inches Closer

Citizens all around the United States took a moment to, as a nation, collectively puke their guts out as the presidential election draws ever closer. The top nominees are in a dead heat, and the population at large is still asking “do we really want either of these shitlords in control of our country?”...
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... this absolutely lovely lady ( @sophoulla )just released a set to MR today. Give it some love.

https://www.suicidegirls.com/girls/sophoulla/album/2856941/swan-song/

Breaking Story: Chris Brown Arrested. Again.

Los Angeles, CA – Christopher “Chris” Maurice Brown, the singer, songwriter, dancer, and well-to-do fuckface, was arrested in his villa yesterday morning for assault with a deadly weapon. Police invaded the home of the notorious R&B bad boy that afternoon, after receiving a 911 call from a distraught meth-head claiming the singer had threatened her with violence and brandished...
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Darren Bouseman Paves the Way for New “Experiences”

Saw franchise director Darren Bouseman has created a new interactive horror experience that potentially paves the way for similar future exhibits. Debuting September 8th of this year, The Tension Experience: Ascension boldly places groups of people in a terrifying experience the likes of which could previously only be experienced by Hollywood actors and actual victims of horrifying...
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N3 Exclusive: Star Wars Episode VIII Plot Leaked!

The much-anticipated follow-up to the wildly popular Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens has finished filming and begins its post-production debut in the editing room this week. Despite being so close to having a finished product, director Rian Anderson (Looper and various episodes of Breaking Bad) is staunchly sticking to the near-Christmas of 2017...
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Italy to Punish Veganistic Parents

Debate was sparked in the rustic township of Turin, Italy, when Mayor Chiara Appendino announced her town would be the world’s first “vegan town.” An opposing politician named Elvira Savino fought her tooth and nail, announcing a law that would make raising children on a vegan diet a punishable crime.

Veganism, which was coined in 1944 by Donald Watson, is...
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Olympics in Full Swing

The Games are on in Rio de Janeiro this summer, and already the US has pulled in 52 medals (21 gold). Legendary swimmer Michael Phelps, who looks like the spawn of Abe Vigoda and Bea Arthur after being born in a vat of hydrochloric acid, won his 22nd gold medal Thursday night, bringing a smile to his probably-unsatisfied, and strangely attractive,...
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