Saturday

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It's Saturday, and, as per the usual, I have no plans. So, I've decided I'll do a little masturdate this afternoon. If you are just joining me and have no idea what that is, I wrote about it a couple weeks ago. A masturdater is basically someone who has mastered the art of going on dates by themselves. I'm pretty good at it. I'm thinking of a late morning hike around Lake Hefner, a shower, then see a movie (I hate to admit I'm thinking of seeing the new Terminator just because I want to laugh at Ancient Arnold (Ah-nold!) trying to be young and cybernetic again, but I'm also giving some serious thought to Minions, because I could probably use a smile on my face over a sour taste in my mouth), then probably an early dinner. I'm thinking S&B's sliders.

Last night I stumbled upon a picture from one of the people I follow ( @kezia ) that I thought was awesome, and it reminded me that I really need to work on getting another tattoo. Now that I've got this "juicy, easy, decent paying government position," I will once again be able to afford shit that isn't just food and shelter. So I've been setting aside my disability checks in a separate account and calling it my "tattoo fund." A while back (okay, more like eight years ago) I'd drawn a couple ideas up. I'm no artist, but given several hours of free time and some inspiration, I can definitely whip up something.

So, in keeping with the Dark Tower theme (the tattoo on my left forearm is the Eye/Sigil of the Crimson King -- Posted below)

I've been considering an entire Dark Tower sleeve. So years ago I drew a picture with some essential Dark Tower components. Go easy on my "artistic capability. As I said, I'm better with my words than I am with a picture. Also, it's pencil, so I understand it won't come out looking awesome. But hey, I drew it. No one else. This shit is mine. More ideas for the sleeve coming soon, I hope.

Thoughts and suggestions are always welcome. Don't worry about hurting my fee-fees if you have something particularly harsh to say. I no longer have a heart and can take pretty much any form of abuse.

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colchicine:
It does suck. I have had to call male friends to help me at a couple old jobs when a couple creepers wouldn't take no for an answer and wouldn't leave, trying to hang around and wait for the end of my shift. Each buddy would show up tell the guys they were my boyfriend and to get lost, wouldn't you know it... they would take off quickly. So a woman says she isn't interested and to please stop making advances and bothering her when she is trying to work and they keep doing it, a man says the same thing and they instantly stop and leave, even apologize to the MAN for hitting on his chick (like i'm property or some shit).  If they weren't such creeps they would realize treating a woman as an equal goes a long way. The only line i used that worked every time was telling them i'm a pre-op trans and i'll go out with them if they don't mind that i'm still packing cock and balls. The looks on their faces were priceless :D 
cassiee:
Sounds like a good idea , just make sure you diminish up a sleeve, I think tattoos don't look as good when there is one only lonely haha 😘

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