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Finland Introduces Sauna at New BK Lounge, Competition Scrambles to One-Up
Helsinki, Finland – In an ever-growing trend of “nude food,” proprietors of a Burger King in Helsinki collaborated with celebrity designer Tuero Loman and opened a resort spa within their restaurant. The once tiny Mannerheimintie branch of the American fast food “king” opened their doors to the new Burger & Spa King this Tuesday....
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White House to Enact Title X
Capitol Hill – The White House has been poised to offer guidance on the recent hot-button topic of transgender bathroom usage. Until recently, the Obama Administration had thrown around several ideas to acquiesce to the needs of the transgender community, to include armed gender guards posted outside of all public and school restrooms, or special chimes that announced the...
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jozsef:
So the white horse staff will be corralling certain individuals for their own good? See, it's this kind of loving intervention what separates us from the aminals. Harmony will reign supreme. Or maybe it will just rain Supremes. (I never liked them all that much but it's not because they're black. I was more into Kate Bush, especially after she started singing.) There is much of which to be optimystical about, as my uncle Waldo would say. (He had the linguistic skills of a goat so quoting him may have been a bad choice.)
Trump Named Herald of the Apocalypse
Trump Tower, New York - The sky rained fire Wednesday night as the news of real estate mogul Donald Trump's victory over the remaining presidential candidates was announced. Trump's sweep of the Indiana Primaries on the 3rd caused fellow candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz to respectfully bow out. Upon the news of their dropping out, Trump opened a...
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Radical Islamist Militants Execute Canadian. Not Sorry.
Former Canadian Parliament member John Risdel was executed Sunday by the Islamist Militant group Abu Sayyaf, operating out of the Philippines. Risdel, a reporter for the Calgary Herald, was one of several foreign dignitaries captured between September of last year and this April. Among the nationals captured are Robert Hall, Marites Flor, and a Ronald McDonald impersonator.
When...
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jozsef:
It's tough out there, fer sure. In any case, as a small point of clarification, the only people who EVER pronounce about as a boot or a boat , are Americans who think they are imitating Canadians. It sounds really, really stupid but then what do we know, right? We're too dumb up here even to comprehend the wisdom of electing particularly stupid celebrities to high office so what can you expect? Get down from those trees right now; last one to learn how to walk upright buys drinks for everyone.
jozsef:
You're clearly on the side of the angels. Keep fighting the good fight. Sainthood awaits, my son. 😍
When I first joined this site, I was young, more attractive, and still remembered what a vagina looked like up close. I also wrote a lot. Any story I wanted to tell, or anything I thought was funny, I'd post it here. And I was actually kind of popular. The format was different and there were more people my age, but I wrote a lot...
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1akbrian:
That's great 😂😂😂
user8992:
Lol.. 😂
So I've been single since Jesus. My longest relationship in the last three years was four dates. Well, three and a sudden "we shouldn't see each other anymore" meeting. I'm totally confident in my ability to not only approach, but talk to women. Don't let my jesting here make you think otherwise. I call myself ugly, CHUD, and worse all in good fun. If I...
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deuteranopia:
@atae Gonna have to look into the LFG one. Sounds like it might be a haven for sedentary ladies, but hey, worth a shot.
user8992:
I tried a few of those sites. After my ex and I split I was a big introvert but as you get older too it seems it's harder to met new people (least for me). I hated it. I'd join then quite within a few days from all the ridiculous pos messages I'd get. Funny enough I met my current bf of 2.5years on one there. In a few months of dating I was actually going to break up with him for being a douch bag but the day before his 3 month probation he smashed both his thumbs and a finger at work on equipment that malfunctioned. Both hands in cast I moved him in and cared for him because he needed someone. He lost his career and found out many of his friends weren't really. It's been a long journey but turning out really good in the end. People have changed. I feel for you. Wishing you the best of luck finding a sweet girl.
Having lunch with some friends and coworkers. One of the coworkers is a lady I've knowingly had a crush on, but she's shown no interest in any way. We all start chatting about one of the other guys who just got dumped by his girlfriend and it turned into a whole table-wide relationship discussion, which always makes me uncomfortable, because I've been single since Jesus....
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deuteranopia:
@chefbeth it's mostly in jest. Though I have been called unattractive more times than I can count. It's hard not to wonder if they might be onto something sometimes.
user8992:
😕 who are you around where people tell you that so often? That's not kind nor should you believe it. Be happy in yourself with yourself, once you can find a bit of peace in that you'll attract a different and better type. 😉
Sometimes, you run into that one person, whether it's a boy or a girl, who you just know could be your soulmate. This person, next to everyone else, is the most beautiful person in the world, and when they make eye contact with you, it just turns your insides into velvet. When they speak to you, you actually become nervous - regardless of how confident...
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1akbrian:
You built this up and knocked it down 😩 I was hoping for a happy ending but it's life and we can't always win. I hope that this day does come for you.
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deuteranopia:
@miyumiyu but that face they make... like they just smelled the inside of a fake leg. Reactions never lie, friend!
miyumiyu:
They are just stupid girls. The problem is, they are elooking in the wrong place.