Thursday Mar 01, 2012

0
Breaking news just in! ipods and & water don't mix...and in other news, Murphy's law sucks ass! My ipod has never fallen on the ground but chose today to commit suicide by falling into the gutter swollen with water. Fuck you iPod, fuck you Murphy's law & the motherfucking old nag you rode in on!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
xmisskrisx:
damn deucey, sounds like you and i have the same kind of shit luck! sorry hunfrown
nirvash:
I'd try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice for at least a day or say. Hopefully it didn't short itself. =( The downside is since you cannot pop the battery out, you are probably doomed.

Wednesday Feb 29, 2012

0
The Handsome Family. I saw these guys in Sydney when they were on tour back in 2003. I was struck by the beauty of their music and Rennie Sparks wicked sense of humour. They play the most haunting melodies. Quirky songs about the animals they've accidently killed. Bottomless pits. Losing your sister to a snake bite and being caught in your underwear on a golf...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
deucomatic:
I'd go to that gig!
deucomatic:
Rennie's reply (I posted this on my facebook)

The Handsome Family: thanks for all this. I was just about to try the whip-cream bra but you've talked me down off that ledge for another day. Rennie

Tuesday Feb 28, 2012

0
Being unemployed. My rant begins now.

Being long termed unemployed is societys way of saying fuck you, a collective, anonymous bras dhonneur, well thats how I sees it. Who wouldve thought that the many rejections Ive had from various prospective employers could begin to wear on my psyche. Im usually an annoyingly chipper motherfucker, my glass is always half full, usually with beer. Now Im...
Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
deucomatic:
I hears ya Charlie, that comes under 'This is employer speak for shit, this guys probably smarter than me, Ive got kids & a mortgage I cant afford to hire someone thatll do his job better than I do mine' Fuckers! *shakes fist*
slinkydog:
I work commercial construction so getting layed off once the project is nearing completion is always part of the cycle but it seems like I am always one of the first few either cut or moved to the next project and they seem to keep, like Charlie says, their buddies with issues rather than the most qualified people!!

Monday Feb 27, 2012

0
Hey Kids, want a career where you get to meet & be ignored by the stars? Sick of getting paid a set income on a regular basis? Dont know what to do with the other two strings on a guitar? Then you need to be a bass player!
Welcome, by deciding to play bass as your chosen profession youve joined thousands of other people, who...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
ritavonneurosis:
Thanks! It's my boy band! wink
bonbons:
bahahaha.. and then theres the guy that hangs out with the band... the drummer..

Sunday Feb 26, 2012

0
OK, I'm the first to admit, that when it comes to humour I take the low road. Some of my friends would argue that I left the low road a long time ago in favour of digging, hitting rock bottom, and swapping my shovel for a pick. I feel vindicated that I found this little gem that proves that fart jokes are not only universal...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
xmisskrisx:
Lol aww the poor kitty!
bonbons:
this is fantastic.. classic art.. i too like the kitten one.. i think thats how my kitten felt every time my housemate farted near him.. hahaha

Friday Feb 24, 2012

0
Hello new post, My name is Deucey, I'll be your blogger for today. On todays menu is the wonderful world of handy hints brought to you courtesy of Viz Magazine the flagship publication of toilet humour everywhere. Hopefully you will find this informative, offensive & juvenile. Let the Tips begin! *the trumpeters trumpet: doot doo doo doot doot dooooot!*

If a small child is choking...
Read More
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
rielle:
Thank you for the kind words smile
ggdeckard:
"An Echidna trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties" I like this and will put this into effect immediately. Thank you for your sage advice sir.

Wednesday Feb 22, 2012

0
In today's rant I explore the reason why we should all buy or download pirated TV shows and movies.

1) Has anyone seen that 'Bob's just bought a new DVD he bought from a store' intro you get on Fox DVDs? Yes well I would buy a cheap pirated copy just to not see that. Why should I be penalised with this annoying shit for...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
oxy:
Also
Who the fuck buys pirate dvd`s? Do they not know that we just download that stuff from the net?

And yes, if i have bought a dvd then why the hell are you telling me i should buy the original....I HAVE, THATS HOW IM HEARING YOUR SHIT.

lectorvyal:
i like the piss take one at the start of it crowd

Tuesday Feb 21, 2012

0
Hello Boppers,

For the past week, and well even now I've been out of action with some freakin' super flu. Anywho in that time alone and reclining on the couch. Feverish and frail, I've watched alot of teev. It's made me glaringly aware of the abundance of mind desiccating crap the Australian people are subject to on TV.

My rant begins...........Now!

SBS should this be...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
rielle:
hahahaha Hitler channel
xmisskrisx:
Lmao biggest loser. It is mean that they tempt them with their favorite foods. That show is in no way healthy, no one should lose weight that fast, and when they go home they don't have the time and resources to keep it off.

Monday Feb 13, 2012

0
Ok peoples as promised, through much research, delving, sleepless nights and lack of proper exercise and diet. I am proud, (well maybe not proud, but some similiar word involving pride & shame) to present the 10 wackiest most fucked up Youtube music clips for your ghoulish car accident (can't look away) enjoyment, so without further need for hyperbole he's the top ten:

At number 10...
Read More
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
nirvash:
What is this, I don't even. That is one collection for sure. I salute you for your awesome diligence!
amberetta:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???? LOL eeek surreal biggrin yea, like that.

Sunday Feb 12, 2012

0
Just love this track, evil clowns away!

Ronald McDimmu - Hamborgir
bonbons:
okay i couldnt watch past the first 5 seconds.. the music the shoes... *rocks back and forth*
its bad enough i have to see a clown with ur profile tongue
Join Now to see more