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Dear fuckers,

Good evening to you, those delightful few who read my blog. May your scratch tickets be winners, your beers icy cold & your cocktails garnished with the all dazzling trimmings your eyes so rightly deserve.

In todays pointless rant, Lawn, Spring Heeled Jack, Spoons, In two minds, Hexy, Gone to the dogs, Killer Hornets & a dazzling musical spectacular, courtesy of the 2012...
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messaline:
I did, but still nothing frown
platypuz:
Spring Heeled Jack you say,i used to have a comic about him when i was a kid,the pictures of him bouncing over gravestones scaring young ladies is burned into my mind.
I can relate to the whole city/country thing,as much as i love living in Newtown some days i yearn to wake up and see snow capped mountains outside my window as opposed to seeing tin roofs and and smelling fuel as planes fly over head.
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CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THIS?

I had this amazing dream where I lived in this huge mansion, well it was actually four giant walls & this amazing garden of Eden stretching in terraces down the slope of this hill, down to where I had a garage & the street met the front of the house. From the top, this stream ran down & went into this...
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lectorvyal:
do you hate the sun?......my blind dreams come from the fact i have crap eyes, i hate wearing glasses and i am always scared i will loose them at night, which is the worst time for me for seeing
knives2meatyou:
I believe the explanation can be found here:

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Hellllooooooooooooo fuckers! In todays rant...

Backs, estranged dog, boondocks, toilet dreams, paper planes, top tips

BACKS, a special shout out to my back. Your pain lets me know you are there and a valuable member of my body. Ive taken your complaints on board & will no longer make you lift heavy things by yourself. Now that we have that sorted let me drown you...
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bonbons:
I'm gonna make the space cat ! Haha
craftygrrl:
Picturing a cat with Smarties tube legs made me giggle biggrin

Aww, Gin is such a little beauty!
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Evening fuckers, in today's rant...

Irish Pubs, music videos.

IRISH PUBS, I was dismayed to find my favourite 'Old Man' pub in Sydney 'The Criterion' had been bought out by the PG Gallagher's franchise of Irish pubs. The dank sticky carpet, the gloomy mens room, renovated! Massed produced 'Irish shit' placed in every available area of every goddam wall. You know, fucking miniature wheelbarrows, Whiskey...
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lectorvyal:
you can prob put emily autumn on that list cause her singing blows balls, but she can play violin like crazy, not that that particular show was great
platypuz:
Ahh yes The Criterion,i have had a few drinks in there myself thru the years,there is/was a collection of dodgy pubs around that area,did you ever go to the Century tavern ? back in the day it was like a little slice of newtown in the city.
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In todays rant...tiredness, amazing invention, foolish drunken posting and extra cash.

TIREDNESS, Im all so tired, need some good news to cheer me up. If you have good news let me know. I needs to hear it. All work & very little happy fun times drain on my brain. Ive also had some very unwelcome news (which I knew was coming). Some people are weak,...
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wolfwood1203:
Dear god man, your airport lounge metaphor just gave me horrible flashbacks to our 9 hour layover at the Dallas airport... now that was hell. Anyway, I'll be sure to let you know when it gets published so you can read it... and so I can have at least one person buy it...
romany:
Yeah, I get so choked up when I see the struggles handicapped cats go through, they're so courageous! If it weren't for the speak and spell laptop, how would he communicate with the rest of the world? I can only imagine the sound of his Stephen Hawkings-voice-generated mewls for help. MEOW. MEOW. Did you have a good trip in AUS?
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Hello Thursday, you glorious herald of the weekend. I heard you whispering tomorrows Friday in my ear and I was of good cheer.

In todays rant, fame, human lemmings, misplaced faith in the human race and a delightful musical number.

Fame, it seems like a rather attractive notion to some people. I personally, being a shy & retiring creature, like to stay in the bliss...
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nirvash:
You must! They are magical. And yes, always always taken. It would bum me out more if it had ever been any different. Doesn't mean I cannot enjoy the moment ^_^

It is difficult to draw the line as people are, to a large extent, complacent. It is partially by design. Kept the masses worrying about just trying to live, and they'll never notice enough and organize enough to shout as a unified voice. That is why you see sooooo much news about governments and corporations trying to control the internet. It gives the masses a voice. And they are terrified of it. Governments because it exposes corruption. Corporations because it can make them irrelevant. /rant.

I've see this remake. It is, uhhhh, unique =)
wolfwood1203:
Thanks man, made my night reading that, I really do appreciate it.
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In todays rant, cue the music of harps...

Thoughts on my move to Melbourne. Ive been here a little while now and am slowly getting used to the whole this city isnt Sydney thing. Here are some of my thoughts. Due to my complete inability to communicate telepathically with anyone I will write these thoughts down.

Melbourne inner city, I have to admit, fucking rocks....
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platypuz:
Umm i reckon it was the late 90's,i moved to Erskineville then.
wolfwood1203:
Ha, well I appreciate the sentiment anyway. Thanks man.
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People, its the reason why planet earth cant have nice things. This is another rant and it begins...now.

I cant remember the last time I saw a sunset & went wow. This is entirely my fault. I can however remember most of those highly irritating Red Bull commercials. Dammed stupid advertisers & their inane brainwashing! *shakes fist* Haha, jokes on you, I will never buy...
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platypuz:
I lived in Kent st.as well,in fact i lived in the same block of flats twice a few years apart (4 kent).
Hmm Matt Hell,the name does sound familiar,does he play in Platunum Brunette ?
wolfwood1203:
I'm trying man, I'm trying...
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In todays rant...

Todays rant is brought to you by the letter Y.

Why does the Big Bang Theory still pervade mainstream science when the idea that something popped into existence out of nothing is akin to the idea that God did it? It seems to me that faith is required to believe both theories & as far as I know science is not about...
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charlie_stars:
corporations run all governments, theres a bit of literature from chuck palinchuck "if you woke up in a different place at a different time could you wake up as a different person" i like to believe that would allow one to transition through multivereses... yes i have weighed my own poo, well cause i was bored. have you ever wondered why it is only hillbillies and rednecks see ufos? and finally wtf is that lady doing with that chicken leg?
romany:
That's gotta be one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me! You sir, are AWESOME! P.s. I wish Godzilla would battle MechaGodzilla right on top of the Whitehouse.
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Hello world!

Aren't you a little gem of shining blue & green on a field of stars!

Hello peoples!

Aren't you the verruca on that shining little gems' ass!

Anywho, I thought I'd lighten the mood by posting my favourite yootoos. Please feel free to watch them or not, as the case maybe.*

*Please note these clips are not in order of preference. Clips are...
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nirvash:
Drunk baking. Yes!