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platypuz:
Is this entry written in lemon juice ?
Bonjour Fuckers, In today's rant, Spicy food standardisation, farting in public, the inbetween seasons,
OK peoples, I'm ranting but seriously, there should be a standardised rating for all hot & spicy foods. You know what I'm saying, you go into a Thai restuarant and there's little chilli icons next to a dish on the menu. One establishment's 2 chilli rating is another's 4 chilli rating....
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OK peoples, I'm ranting but seriously, there should be a standardised rating for all hot & spicy foods. You know what I'm saying, you go into a Thai restuarant and there's little chilli icons next to a dish on the menu. One establishment's 2 chilli rating is another's 4 chilli rating....
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lectorvyal:
really...they need one at nandos, i swear everytime i order chicken they just put a random hotness chilli sauce on it just to fuck with the customers, one day its nothing...the next your shitting fire.
LOL, at least you vacate the area, i know some people..or actually ones i used to hang around with, they took great pride in dropping farts in the worst places with the greatest impact, working under the dashboard of your car re-doing the wiring in some impossible contorted position that takes 5min to get out of....expect a fart in your face
..seriously it was that bad, he was also a sound engineer who used to check the frequency response of his own farts with an RTA for fun...but that's a whole other story
LOL, at least you vacate the area, i know some people..or actually ones i used to hang around with, they took great pride in dropping farts in the worst places with the greatest impact, working under the dashboard of your car re-doing the wiring in some impossible contorted position that takes 5min to get out of....expect a fart in your face
..seriously it was that bad, he was also a sound engineer who used to check the frequency response of his own farts with an RTA for fun...but that's a whole other story
lectorvyal:
haha, that to
..i think i worded it a bit wrong, it just varies every time you go there.. you order the same medium hotness and depending on the time of the week it can be anything from mild to blistering heat ...it needs standards
..i think i worded it a bit wrong, it just varies every time you go there.. you order the same medium hotness and depending on the time of the week it can be anything from mild to blistering heat ...it needs standardsBonjour fuckers, in today's rant, the brain, yes that organ that crowns the top of your head. some facts about your grey matter that fall under the catergory of often pondered but never asked.
Let's start with the basics, all reality begins and ends within the confines of the 1130 cubic centimetres (cm3) in women and 1260 cm3 in men.
Yes each human is an...
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Let's start with the basics, all reality begins and ends within the confines of the 1130 cubic centimetres (cm3) in women and 1260 cm3 in men.
Yes each human is an...
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romany:
Thank you for enlightening me on the functions of the brain, pretty interesting stuff! I love learning about how the brain does it's thang. Also I'm a fan of Creepshow, so kudos on that XD
wolfwood1203:
Yeah, something going on with the radiator, it's pissing me off. As for the professor, it's safer just to figure him out and learn what answers he's looking for. When I figure out how he thinks it'll be easier to get through class.
Hello fuckers, in today's rant...Stupid serving suggestions, Election, Zombie apocalypse
Have you ever been round someone's place and in their kitchen they have a print of some dead grouse, duck or some other game bird hanging upside down tied at the ankles, or a big ass bowl of fruit, a basket of fresh legumes? In other words a serving suggestion. It's like some sign saying,...
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Have you ever been round someone's place and in their kitchen they have a print of some dead grouse, duck or some other game bird hanging upside down tied at the ankles, or a big ass bowl of fruit, a basket of fresh legumes? In other words a serving suggestion. It's like some sign saying,...
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rielle:
Ah hah!! You're hilarious XD
charlie_stars:
ah a generous dose of insane rambling humor, much appreciated....as for the elections and zombies i'm seriously thinking of moving to some remote place in canada.
as for my blog the other day its more my mental torments then it is the stupidity in the world around me
as for my blog the other day its more my mental torments then it is the stupidity in the world around me
Hello fuckers, in today's turgid episode:
Ikea, Rare 21st century injuries, Why people are fuckers, Questionare.
I've just entered my new digs on the banks of the Yarra River In Hawthorn, Melbourne. People at work tell me this is a posh area. Rich posh people can eat a dick for all I care. Anywho:
IKEA,I have a love hate relationship with IKEA, I love the...
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Ikea, Rare 21st century injuries, Why people are fuckers, Questionare.
I've just entered my new digs on the banks of the Yarra River In Hawthorn, Melbourne. People at work tell me this is a posh area. Rich posh people can eat a dick for all I care. Anywho:
IKEA,I have a love hate relationship with IKEA, I love the...
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bonbons:
bahahahaa.. the ikea rant is gold...
wolfwood1203:
Me too...
Hello fuckers,
Yes I've decided (mainly due to the alarming amount of free time I have after my daily cogitations), to blog again. Hurrah to the few that read my drivel. Anywho that said I have nothing to say. Crestfallen, I leave you with nothing. I'll be back!
Yes I've decided (mainly due to the alarming amount of free time I have after my daily cogitations), to blog again. Hurrah to the few that read my drivel. Anywho that said I have nothing to say. Crestfallen, I leave you with nothing. I'll be back!
romany:
Well thank you! Also, can't wait to read more from you!
wolfwood1203:
Hooray! The ranting continues!
I'm not writing anymore blogs in the foreseeable future as it is not really a valuable use of my free time.
platypuz:
Im going to miss your rants,i reckon your one of the smart ones on this site.
lectorvyal:
just post funny pictures and pervy stuff like the rest of us.....
Today's rant is brought to you by my iPhone & is as a result sad & worthy of scorn & ridicule by the three usual people who read it . My PC has, like an old nag with a shoot of fresh ginger up its ass to affect the illusion of vitality & function, failed me. Normally I'd be like, oh faithful digital companion, orator...
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platypuz:
I use both metric and imperial measurement systems,depending on my frame of mind,i reckon 5ft6 sounds a lot more impressive then 165cm,how many fly dicks im not to sure.
Hey if you have time and are so inclined there is a Petition going round to help save the Sando from becoming the site of the next Meriton monstrosity,Save the Sando.
Hey if you have time and are so inclined there is a Petition going round to help save the Sando from becoming the site of the next Meriton monstrosity,Save the Sando.
platypuz:
Your summery of modern Newtown is so spot on,it's but a shadow of it's former self..yet i dont think i could live anywhere else. When i die i think i want my ashes scattered along King.st
Good evening punters, in todays rant I explores the reasons WHY..
Why is it in a packed train Im still the only person with a seat available? No one dares sit next to me?
Why is it at work drinks that colleagues start the conversation with At first I was afraid of you...
Why do people I know get a hard on when they tell...
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Why is it in a packed train Im still the only person with a seat available? No one dares sit next to me?
Why is it at work drinks that colleagues start the conversation with At first I was afraid of you...
Why do people I know get a hard on when they tell...
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wolfwood1203:
Maybe they're planning ahead for when the zombie outbreak happens here in the US? They know about it, are ready to kill us all, now all they needed were mass graves...
romany:
Deucey?!?! Where have you been??
In todays rant...Perch, Melbourne, Arty Farty, Dream & Shopping. Welcome one & all to the crap I write on occasions.
Hi-de-ho fuckers, you can be forgiven for thinking Ive fallen off the PERCH, but hey living in the boons aint easy. Due to bad weather the wireless tower has fallen to it's digital death. So while the telco crew have been raising the dead tower,...
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Hi-de-ho fuckers, you can be forgiven for thinking Ive fallen off the PERCH, but hey living in the boons aint easy. Due to bad weather the wireless tower has fallen to it's digital death. So while the telco crew have been raising the dead tower,...
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wolfwood1203:
Heh, I was wondering why you disappeared for a while there. Sucks that your internet was down that long. And yeah, my social life needs some sprucing up too...
hexcoderose:
It is so nice to have you back, dear.
As far as toothpaste and shampoo goes, buy the cheapest name-brand toothpaste you can, and listerine. And get the shampoo that smells the best.
Can't wait to see your art!
As far as toothpaste and shampoo goes, buy the cheapest name-brand toothpaste you can, and listerine. And get the shampoo that smells the best.
Can't wait to see your art!