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Wednesday Apr 24, 2013

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Bonmotherfuckingjour!

Firstly super punters, anger. Merci buckets to my pc crashing just as I was pressing save. Yeah you want a piece of me fucktard! C'mon lets dance grinder monkey! I had a whole delightful bunch of stuff I wrote. Yeah, who am I kidding, who reads this shite anyway. You win this time HP Pavillion!

Fine, anywho, on with my blog, if it's ok with you crashing pc! Advice, shit I read about, mandies, word of the week, lastly why do I suck so much.

Helpful tip #523. Any weight loss ad on TV that starts with the words; 'sick of all those fad diets that don't get results?' Is pretty much a fad diet that promises no results. For some reason I imagine there's some Jabba sized eatozoid with KFC stained hands, frantically trying to hold a pen with his slick, oily fingers as the phone number or product runs on the screen.

Are you one of those fuckasstards that likes to fill your nethers with live animals? This is a cautionary tale.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Remember kids, eels and the lower intestines don't mix, for more information click on the link or get a brochure from the Ass Insertion Safety Council in your capital city.

Mangerie, I'm not sure if this is BS, it makes me fucking laugh. Lace on my cock makes me feel like a fucking man! Yeah Dog! I'm flexing my junk under that sweet, sweet lace...



http://designtaxi.com/news/357204/Sexy-Lingerie-For-Men-Because-Guys-Need-To-Feel-Sexy-Too/#.UXeN4LA4_kU.facebook

After coitus, can you do my cuticles and nails? Yeah baby, I'm your man, kind of...

Anywho I'm done, here's a couple of vids, You're welcome...hehe



Also to my mate Avril Latrine, who plays guitar in this band...



SCOTS I love you Mary Huff



Los Straightjackets live in Australia!



Finally I dedicate these for Romany, you are transcendant.





For those that remember this annoying fucking punk art putting shit up my ass I don't like...



OK nearly there James Chance and the Contortions, enjoy



Nick Cave, The Birthday Party, just when you thought you were happy



















lectorvyal:
I have a HP pavillion g series, it crashes at least every day if not twice, i would happily set fire to it.

seriously people put to many weird thing's in their butts, just googling weird xrays brings up all kinds of tears to the eyes over how one looses their pet snake or manages to disappear a cheese grater and ends up in hospital, ....'oh i slipped and fell on it'

also thanks for the link, i need new underwear.
Apr 23, 2013
wolfwood1203:
Well that fucking sucks. My writings have been lost far too often to that kind of shit.
Apr 24, 2013

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