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Bonjour Duckers,

How's things? I'm fine, I hope you are too. In today's turgid ass episde:

Maggie's dead! So what, the angry cow in England's China shop. Responsible for breaking the union, the highest unemployment on record, closing down heavy industry, mining, manufacturing and the Argentinian conflict, even shutting down the free milk for school children scheme. What?! Taking milk from kids? Yes horrified reader, shutting down free milk for kids in schools. We have enough dough to gun down those wretched Argentinians but milk for tomorrow's youth is too expensive! Thanks bitch and thanks to the media and the insipid hollywood movie, she's an icon. So was Hilter to the fucking Nazies. Nuff' said.

The hopelessness and anger she caused during her tenure did produce a lot of good music...To those who didn't see the riots on TV or experience the loss of steady work first hand, the spike in taxes, the ripple effect in Commonwealth nations, here's the down low. Maggie was a bulwark against the socialism her regime kind of mirrored and had a loyal dog like adherance to cold war policy as approved by the US who used England as a 'Not Welcome mat' to the trigger happy Bolsheviks who, while waiting in line for a whole fucking day for coffee, vodka and bread were too distracted to think about M.A.D. (mutual assured destruction). Honestly you'll never know the joy of life during the Thatcher years, lucky fuckers.

Anywho speaking of the music...

















There's more but I'm guessing you don't have the patience!

Fuck Maggie!