Good evening punters, in todays rant I explores the reasons WHY..
Why is it in a packed train Im still the only person with a seat available? No one dares sit next to me?
Why is it at work drinks that colleagues start the conversation with At first I was afraid of you...
Why do people I know get a hard on when they tell me something I have little knowledge of?
Why is it when I try & keep a low profile at work I get surprise promotions like state manager for NSW, QLD & SA?
UFOs maybe if I professed my belief in them I wouldnt get promoted.
My sister, breeder & long time hater says she misses me, Im scared.
FEMA coffins, US friends be afraid, why is your government buying up big on plastic coffin liners & spending inordinate amounts of cash building mass grave sites in the middle of nowhere.
Why does the two minutes it takes to reheat my Chinese take away in the microwave seem like half an hour.
Why do European variety shows exist? If anyone can find a more intolerable, mind dessicating, torturous form of entertainment than a European variety show then they have died and awoken to eternal damnation in hell. Little five year olds in tuxedos rapping, white French dudes rapping, (whats with white French dudes rapping!!??) the incessant choreographed dancing. Gorgeous scantily clad Italian bombshells parading around in swim suits...hmm, wait that last one was the Italian Roman Catholic Church community question hour half hour entertainment break.
Drug mules to Indonesia, everyone knows they shoot people like you & enjoy doing it to stick it to us non Muslim yokels, so why do it & cry about getting busted. No one cares anymore.
Islam, international mens misogynist club or am I missing something?
Religion in general, I could make up my own, simply find something dumb & awkward like wearing a stupid hat, maybe some pajamas all day long, denying your biological urges and make war on those who dont dig your view.
Scientology, proof that stupid religions exist, which brings me to the logical question, when God was handing out religions were scientologists taking a piss?
Back to UFOs why is it that UFOs are laughed at in mainstream media when there is more proof for UFOs than there is in the Big Bang Theory. Last time I checked, radar data and photographic evidence was serious proof. The US went to war to on less credible evidence, remember the WMDs in Iraq? Shall I remind the court of the Bay of Pigs incident?
Theres a brothel down the road from my work called Burning Angels, I have no desire whatsoever to go in and get a burner. I do however want to crank call them & ask if you get a complimentary course of antibiotics with every visit.
Well there you have it, useless bantering from the same guy who brought you Japanese fart scrolls. Thanks for reading, gold stars all round & remember society is a sick organism that should be put down with extreme prejudice!
Why is it in a packed train Im still the only person with a seat available? No one dares sit next to me?
Why is it at work drinks that colleagues start the conversation with At first I was afraid of you...
Why do people I know get a hard on when they tell me something I have little knowledge of?
Why is it when I try & keep a low profile at work I get surprise promotions like state manager for NSW, QLD & SA?
UFOs maybe if I professed my belief in them I wouldnt get promoted.
My sister, breeder & long time hater says she misses me, Im scared.
FEMA coffins, US friends be afraid, why is your government buying up big on plastic coffin liners & spending inordinate amounts of cash building mass grave sites in the middle of nowhere.
Why does the two minutes it takes to reheat my Chinese take away in the microwave seem like half an hour.
Why do European variety shows exist? If anyone can find a more intolerable, mind dessicating, torturous form of entertainment than a European variety show then they have died and awoken to eternal damnation in hell. Little five year olds in tuxedos rapping, white French dudes rapping, (whats with white French dudes rapping!!??) the incessant choreographed dancing. Gorgeous scantily clad Italian bombshells parading around in swim suits...hmm, wait that last one was the Italian Roman Catholic Church community question hour half hour entertainment break.
Drug mules to Indonesia, everyone knows they shoot people like you & enjoy doing it to stick it to us non Muslim yokels, so why do it & cry about getting busted. No one cares anymore.
Islam, international mens misogynist club or am I missing something?
Religion in general, I could make up my own, simply find something dumb & awkward like wearing a stupid hat, maybe some pajamas all day long, denying your biological urges and make war on those who dont dig your view.
Scientology, proof that stupid religions exist, which brings me to the logical question, when God was handing out religions were scientologists taking a piss?
Back to UFOs why is it that UFOs are laughed at in mainstream media when there is more proof for UFOs than there is in the Big Bang Theory. Last time I checked, radar data and photographic evidence was serious proof. The US went to war to on less credible evidence, remember the WMDs in Iraq? Shall I remind the court of the Bay of Pigs incident?
Theres a brothel down the road from my work called Burning Angels, I have no desire whatsoever to go in and get a burner. I do however want to crank call them & ask if you get a complimentary course of antibiotics with every visit.
Well there you have it, useless bantering from the same guy who brought you Japanese fart scrolls. Thanks for reading, gold stars all round & remember society is a sick organism that should be put down with extreme prejudice!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
wolfwood1203:
Maybe they're planning ahead for when the zombie outbreak happens here in the US? They know about it, are ready to kill us all, now all they needed were mass graves...
romany:
Deucey?!?! Where have you been??