In todays rant...tiredness, amazing invention, foolish drunken posting and extra cash.
TIREDNESS, Im all so tired, need some good news to cheer me up. If you have good news let me know. I needs to hear it. All work & very little happy fun times drain on my brain. Ive also had some very unwelcome news (which I knew was coming). Some people are weak, I can be weak, but the goal is to endure and make it to greener pastures without folding.
AMAZING INVENTION. After untangling my iPod headphones for the 536,126th time from themselves, buttons, chair legs, every conceivable obstacle & the occasional passersby. I have decided to re-engineer these pesky music delivery devices. I will be applying them for use as a foolproof grappling hook, there is also scope for an anchor. When I work out how to conveniently unravel them once deployed, I may just become very wealthy. This will of course make me incredibly attractive, but only to the wrong kind of people.
FOOLISH DRUNKEN POSTING, I do it when Im alone & drunk. I regret it later when I come across them. *Face palm* Did I write this shit? What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you man, FUCK!!!?
EXTRA CASH, I could sure use some! Ive just got myself one those 1900 numbers like the ones they use for phone sex. Im just putting the finishing touches on a Hows my driving? bumper sticker. I will affix said sticker on my dear old mums car. Since she drives like a crazy, erratic elderly person, it shouldnt be too long before the calls start coming in. At $3.95 a minute, I could stand to make a tidy windfall.
Well, that's another blog down, thanks for popping by what must Undoubtedly seem like another drunken post, I'm sober I swear! If you like this post why not let me know, just call 1900...
TIREDNESS, Im all so tired, need some good news to cheer me up. If you have good news let me know. I needs to hear it. All work & very little happy fun times drain on my brain. Ive also had some very unwelcome news (which I knew was coming). Some people are weak, I can be weak, but the goal is to endure and make it to greener pastures without folding.
AMAZING INVENTION. After untangling my iPod headphones for the 536,126th time from themselves, buttons, chair legs, every conceivable obstacle & the occasional passersby. I have decided to re-engineer these pesky music delivery devices. I will be applying them for use as a foolproof grappling hook, there is also scope for an anchor. When I work out how to conveniently unravel them once deployed, I may just become very wealthy. This will of course make me incredibly attractive, but only to the wrong kind of people.
FOOLISH DRUNKEN POSTING, I do it when Im alone & drunk. I regret it later when I come across them. *Face palm* Did I write this shit? What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you man, FUCK!!!?
EXTRA CASH, I could sure use some! Ive just got myself one those 1900 numbers like the ones they use for phone sex. Im just putting the finishing touches on a Hows my driving? bumper sticker. I will affix said sticker on my dear old mums car. Since she drives like a crazy, erratic elderly person, it shouldnt be too long before the calls start coming in. At $3.95 a minute, I could stand to make a tidy windfall.
Well, that's another blog down, thanks for popping by what must Undoubtedly seem like another drunken post, I'm sober I swear! If you like this post why not let me know, just call 1900...
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wolfwood1203:
Dear god man, your airport lounge metaphor just gave me horrible flashbacks to our 9 hour layover at the Dallas airport... now that was hell. Anyway, I'll be sure to let you know when it gets published so you can read it... and so I can have at least one person buy it...
romany:
Yeah, I get so choked up when I see the struggles handicapped cats go through, they're so courageous! If it weren't for the speak and spell laptop, how would he communicate with the rest of the world? I can only imagine the sound of his Stephen Hawkings-voice-generated mewls for help. MEOW. MEOW. Did you have a good trip in AUS?