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Tuesday May 01, 2012

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People, its the reason why planet earth cant have nice things. This is another rant and it begins...now.

I cant remember the last time I saw a sunset & went wow. This is entirely my fault. I can however remember most of those highly irritating Red Bull commercials. Dammed stupid advertisers & their inane brainwashing! *shakes fist* Haha, jokes on you, I will never buy a Red Bull ever!

Anywho, from the turgid depths of my soul, further ramblings.

What the fuck happened to Kony 2012? So J.Russ jerks off & thats it? We leave those African kids to their fate? Funny, Uganda doesnt have oil, just a diminished copper mining industry & coffee. So nuts to that, they aint getting any help soon, just rhetoric.

A 3.5m croc was spotted in Maryborough in Queensland today. The network news was all over it, with headlines like, CROC INVASION HEADS SOUTH! Am I the only voice of reason? Its one fucking crocodile, admittedly a large one, but this does not constitute an invasion. Maybe save that headline for the next time a 300 metre crocodile attacks a town like Godzilla, smashes tall building, eats cars & shits out thermo nuclear rockets.

End rant.


VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
platypuz:
I lived in Kent st.as well,in fact i lived in the same block of flats twice a few years apart (4 kent).
Hmm Matt Hell,the name does sound familiar,does he play in Platunum Brunette ?
May 3, 2012
wolfwood1203:
I'm trying man, I'm trying...
May 3, 2012

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