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Monday Mar 12, 2012

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Anyways Im visiting my mas today. Some Jovies come to door & I could hear my ma saying proudly in her thick French accent, Yes we ave plenty of Bible, Sorry The Jovie then bangs on about how the answers are in the Bible and not from the words of men. My ma replies I am Katolic we dont read ze Bible ze Pope will tell us what to do. Funny, if there was a heaven the last people youd want there was Catholics, Jovies & Pentacostals, what a fucking drag. I can imagine Jesus standing there saying, All right, all right people. Youve all made it, no ones better than anybody else just calm down... COOL IT!! since youre such a bunch of stupid bitches heres how things should go from now on.
Pentecostals, The Anglicans are complaining that youre making too much noise. Tambourines & live bands are great but even I got to admit, you can go on with your lives without praising me every second of the day. This is your last warning, tone it down or Im going to have to move you.
Catholics, WILL YOU GET OFF YOUR KNEES FOR MY SAKE! You guys are just creeping me out with your smite me OLord & Im not worthy, cut it out! Youre here end of story. Mary & the saints are sick to death of you bothering their eternal bliss. You dont have to keep touching them every time you walk past. Stop looking to pope, Im the boss, not him. Remember this is heaven, you are not better than anyone else! For my sake peoples, please try to mingle with the others, I'M NOT GOING TO SMITE YOU!
Christian Orthodox Ive had complaints about the smell, knock it off with the incense, and stop asking me to come to your services theyre long & boring. I dont know how you put up with it yourselves but you guys have been flying solo for centuries. Take a leaf out of the Pentecostals they maybe over the top but they have some cool services. Also Priests, you dont have to keep wearing the spooky robes. I was never down with them in the first place. You look like death, Im all about life, you see where Im going with this?
Jovies you were wrong about alot of things, Im down with blood transfusions for one thing. I should smite your sorry asses but Im very forgiving. What Im not down with is the watchtower, stop asking when the next copies are coming in. There will be no more editions & stop preaching to the converted.
Am I going to have to build fences people? SHEESH!
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
wolfwood1203:
I wanna move to crazy town... I think I'd do quite well there.
Mar 16, 2012
lectorvyal:
and its amazing how many times all the papers fall out of manilla folders.....as she turns to walk out of your office
Mar 16, 2012

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