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In todays post I pose the question, was Obama teleported to Mars by the CIA? Well despite the troblesome facts of teleportation not being a reality, this lovely report by a random website says YES! I had a chuckle, if you need one, read on.
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

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