OK, I'm the first to admit, that when it comes to humour I take the low road. Some of my friends would argue that I left the low road a long time ago in favour of digging, hitting rock bottom, and swapping my shovel for a pick. I feel vindicated that I found this little gem that proves that fart jokes are not only universal...
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xmisskrisx:
Lol aww the poor kitty!
bonbons:
this is fantastic.. classic art.. i too like the kitten one.. i think thats how my kitten felt every time my housemate farted near him.. hahaha
Hello new post, My name is Deucey, I'll be your blogger for today. On todays menu is the wonderful world of handy hints brought to you courtesy of Viz Magazine the flagship publication of toilet humour everywhere. Hopefully you will find this informative, offensive & juvenile. Let the Tips begin! *the trumpeters trumpet: doot doo doo doot doot dooooot!*
If a small child is choking...
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If a small child is choking...
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rielle:
Thank you for the kind words 
ggdeckard:
"An Echidna trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties" I like this and will put this into effect immediately. Thank you for your sage advice sir.
In today's rant I explore the reason why we should all buy or download pirated TV shows and movies.
1) Has anyone seen that 'Bob's just bought a new DVD he bought from a store' intro you get on Fox DVDs? Yes well I would buy a cheap pirated copy just to not see that. Why should I be penalised with this annoying shit for...
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1) Has anyone seen that 'Bob's just bought a new DVD he bought from a store' intro you get on Fox DVDs? Yes well I would buy a cheap pirated copy just to not see that. Why should I be penalised with this annoying shit for...
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oxy:
Also
Who the fuck buys pirate dvd`s? Do they not know that we just download that stuff from the net?
And yes, if i have bought a dvd then why the hell are you telling me i should buy the original....I HAVE, THATS HOW IM HEARING YOUR SHIT.
Who the fuck buys pirate dvd`s? Do they not know that we just download that stuff from the net?
And yes, if i have bought a dvd then why the hell are you telling me i should buy the original....I HAVE, THATS HOW IM HEARING YOUR SHIT.
lectorvyal:
i like the piss take one at the start of it crowd
Hello Boppers,
For the past week, and well even now I've been out of action with some freakin' super flu. Anywho in that time alone and reclining on the couch. Feverish and frail, I've watched alot of teev. It's made me glaringly aware of the abundance of mind desiccating crap the Australian people are subject to on TV.
My rant begins...........Now!
SBS should this be...
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For the past week, and well even now I've been out of action with some freakin' super flu. Anywho in that time alone and reclining on the couch. Feverish and frail, I've watched alot of teev. It's made me glaringly aware of the abundance of mind desiccating crap the Australian people are subject to on TV.
My rant begins...........Now!
SBS should this be...
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rielle:
hahahaha Hitler channel
xmisskrisx:
Lmao biggest loser. It is mean that they tempt them with their favorite foods. That show is in no way healthy, no one should lose weight that fast, and when they go home they don't have the time and resources to keep it off.
Ok peoples as promised, through much research, delving, sleepless nights and lack of proper exercise and diet. I am proud, (well maybe not proud, but some similiar word involving pride & shame) to present the 10 wackiest most fucked up Youtube music clips for your ghoulish car accident (can't look away) enjoyment, so without further need for hyperbole he's the top ten:
At number 10...
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nirvash:
What is this, I don't even. That is one collection for sure. I salute you for your awesome diligence!
amberetta:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???? LOL 
yea, like that.
yea, like that.
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lectorvyal:
mmm Jenny Agutter! ...noms, i still fondly recall her getting naked in American werewolf in London.
deucomatic:
Sci Fi Hotties
bonbons:
okay i couldnt watch past the first 5 seconds.. the music the shoes... *rocks back and forth*
its bad enough i have to see a clown with ur profile
its bad enough i have to see a clown with ur profile
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hexcoderose:
I love that both these comments are like eight times longer than the original post.
bonbons:
Hahaha can help men reduce depression GOLD
I might suggest this to wives and gfs of those I help at work (I work in mental health)
In the past outings to brothels have reduced aggression in men
I might suggest this to wives and gfs of those I help at work (I work in mental health)
In the past outings to brothels have reduced aggression in men
And today for your viewing pleasure, the priest of the P-Funk, the pope of Plastic, the rodeo lover, there will never be another, makes all y'all smile! MR, BOOTSY MOTHERFUCKING COLLINS! Yeah we got got a little something old & new from the funk Poo-bah!
Bootsy Collins I'm Leaving You
Bootsy's Rubber Band 1976 The Funkjam
Bootsy Collins I'm Leaving You
Bootsy's Rubber Band 1976 The Funkjam
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longlostsapper:
Yeah not the vacation spot the told us it would be and after two and half years there I'm never going back
platypuz:
Tonight
A delightful treat for those with ears willing to have a crack & listen. From Serge Gainsbourg's 1971 album 'Histoire De Melody Nelson', often sampled never beaten!
Serge Gainsbourg - La Melody Nelson - 6 En Melody
Serge Gainsbourg - La Melody Nelson - 6 En Melody
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oxy:
Classic
I had an interseting encounter on my browsing foray: David Lewandowski's Going to the store. Please feel free to enjoy this crazy little gem.
Going to the store
Going to the store
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platypuz:
Haha i've seen this before,the stairs scene cracks me up.
ametrine:
you've been cursed with the same birthday as me!
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
In todays world, you need to stand out & say: "This is me, look out here I come!" Make your look distinctive, "how do I that Deucey?" I hear you ask. Well friends with a scarf! Here's a delightful instructional from Susan Beard:Glorious Scarves
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craftygrrl:
Aw *blush*
Was that real? She said "scarf clip" more in 10 seconds then I think I will ever utter in my lifetime.
Was that real? She said "scarf clip" more in 10 seconds then I think I will ever utter in my lifetime.
deucomatic:
I think you could make a drinking game out of that, down a shot every time she says clip!