In todays rant...
Now usually my rants are fairly long winded, pointless and given to excesses of folly. Today shall not be the day I deviate from this format, and as I'm practically the only person who reads my posts I choose to indulge myself. So to the literally handful of people who read my shit, today is...USELESS HORRIFYING FACTS DAY!
Ever eaten a food...
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Now usually my rants are fairly long winded, pointless and given to excesses of folly. Today shall not be the day I deviate from this format, and as I'm practically the only person who reads my posts I choose to indulge myself. So to the literally handful of people who read my shit, today is...USELESS HORRIFYING FACTS DAY!
Ever eaten a food...
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xmisskrisx:
i have to say deucey, i prefer the before much more than the after.
platypuz:
Is it vegan ?
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lectorvyal:
cool
romany:
Hmmmm, that's not disturbing! No, not at all! You find the best pics ever lol.
In todays rant...
Its been a while since I last posted, why? Cause Ive been angry. At the world, at society, at poorly named businesses, the shit on TV and the feeble minded people who watch that shit and cry out for more mind gruel.
Anywho, for the first time in a long while I have some fucking good news, Ive got a job! All...
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Its been a while since I last posted, why? Cause Ive been angry. At the world, at society, at poorly named businesses, the shit on TV and the feeble minded people who watch that shit and cry out for more mind gruel.
Anywho, for the first time in a long while I have some fucking good news, Ive got a job! All...
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xmisskrisx:
So sort of bearded Deucey, I think I need an updated pic of this pseudo beard
romany:
Thank you! I like scars too, but some people don't 
No matter, I just got a tat to cover them
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charlie_stars:
sup fucker aint seen ya online in a bit, figured i'd say hi and see what your doing
craftygrrl:
I fucking love Brodie Dalle.
Who can you trust?
Hello, todays edition of shit that passes through my brain is trust. I was chatting on FB & made a kind of impromptu survey. Trust is an amazing thing, well give it to strangers, professionals our friends, lovers & family. Not everyone is deserving of trust and some people as much as you love them would not take their advice in...
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Hello, todays edition of shit that passes through my brain is trust. I was chatting on FB & made a kind of impromptu survey. Trust is an amazing thing, well give it to strangers, professionals our friends, lovers & family. Not everyone is deserving of trust and some people as much as you love them would not take their advice in...
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lectorvyal:
i seem to have a lot of c names, cora,carra,carly
.....clitoris
.....clitoris
bonbons:
Doctor: sure
Real Estate Agent: no
Car salesman: no
Politician: no
Teacher: no
Lover: kinda
Partner: sure
Mother: kinda
Father: hell no
Sister: no, none of them
Brother: yes, included brother in law
Bestie: YES #1 and only one that matters right now..
Colleague: no, (gossiping bitches)
Mate: some of them
Hairdresser: no
Lawyer: no
Waiter: no
Telephone company customer service rep: no
Priest/religious figure head type dude/woman: no freakin way
TV newsreader: no
Deucy and his blog readers - i guess so since i did this.. hahaha
Doctor: sure
Real Estate Agent: no
Car salesman: no
Politician: no
Teacher: no
Lover: kinda
Partner: sure
Mother: kinda
Father: hell no
Sister: no, none of them
Brother: yes, included brother in law
Bestie: YES #1 and only one that matters right now..
Colleague: no, (gossiping bitches)
Mate: some of them
Hairdresser: no
Lawyer: no
Waiter: no
Telephone company customer service rep: no
Priest/religious figure head type dude/woman: no freakin way
TV newsreader: no
Deucy and his blog readers - i guess so since i did this.. hahaha
Anyways Im visiting my mas today. Some Jovies come to door & I could hear my ma saying proudly in her thick French accent, Yes we ave plenty of Bible, Sorry The Jovie then bangs on about how the answers are in the Bible and not from the words of men. My ma replies I am Katolic we dont read ze Bible ze Pope will...
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wolfwood1203:
I wanna move to crazy town... I think I'd do quite well there.
lectorvyal:
and its amazing how many times all the papers fall out of manilla folders.....as she turns to walk out of your office
Hello beloved fuckers, my story begins...now
I'm off to Melbourne next week to seek my fortune. Sydney has become the job equivalent of playing Marco Polo by yourself. There's a lot of Marcos but the Polos have left the area, enjoying a macchiato by the pool cafe & laughing at your expense. So with that weird analogy thrown to the wind I shall continue. With...
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I'm off to Melbourne next week to seek my fortune. Sydney has become the job equivalent of playing Marco Polo by yourself. There's a lot of Marcos but the Polos have left the area, enjoying a macchiato by the pool cafe & laughing at your expense. So with that weird analogy thrown to the wind I shall continue. With...
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chadiousxvi:
Fucking yuppy scum. Fuck em', and the monkey tit neighbors too!
Sad you gotta leave a place you've been in for so long, with so many good memories, but good luck to you where you're going, I hope you find success there.
Sad you gotta leave a place you've been in for so long, with so many good memories, but good luck to you where you're going, I hope you find success there.
platypuz:
The Barley is my local .
For the record, placing your soaked ipod in a rice container works!!! Thanks folks.
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nirvash:
^_^ Should work on most electronics as long as you keep it off. Rice is tricky tricky!
kittels:
Woohoo!
Breaking news just in! ipods and & water don't mix...and in other news, Murphy's law sucks ass! My ipod has never fallen on the ground but chose today to commit suicide by falling into the gutter swollen with water. Fuck you iPod, fuck you Murphy's law & the motherfucking old nag you rode in on!
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xmisskrisx:
damn deucey, sounds like you and i have the same kind of shit luck! sorry hun
nirvash:
I'd try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice for at least a day or say. Hopefully it didn't short itself. =( The downside is since you cannot pop the battery out, you are probably doomed.
The Handsome Family. I saw these guys in Sydney when they were on tour back in 2003. I was struck by the beauty of their music and Rennie Sparks wicked sense of humour. They play the most haunting melodies. Quirky songs about the animals they've accidently killed. Bottomless pits. Losing your sister to a snake bite and being caught in your underwear on a golf...
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deucomatic:
I'd go to that gig!
deucomatic:
Rennie's reply (I posted this on my facebook)
The Handsome Family: thanks for all this. I was just about to try the whip-cream bra but you've talked me down off that ledge for another day. Rennie
The Handsome Family: thanks for all this. I was just about to try the whip-cream bra but you've talked me down off that ledge for another day. Rennie
Being unemployed. My rant begins now.
Being long termed unemployed is societys way of saying fuck you, a collective, anonymous bras dhonneur, well thats how I sees it. Who wouldve thought that the many rejections Ive had from various prospective employers could begin to wear on my psyche. Im usually an annoyingly chipper motherfucker, my glass is always half full, usually with beer. Now Im...
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Being long termed unemployed is societys way of saying fuck you, a collective, anonymous bras dhonneur, well thats how I sees it. Who wouldve thought that the many rejections Ive had from various prospective employers could begin to wear on my psyche. Im usually an annoyingly chipper motherfucker, my glass is always half full, usually with beer. Now Im...
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deucomatic:
I hears ya Charlie, that comes under 'This is employer speak for shit, this guys probably smarter than me, Ive got kids & a mortgage I cant afford to hire someone thatll do his job better than I do mine' Fuckers! *shakes fist*
slinkydog:
I work commercial construction so getting layed off once the project is nearing completion is always part of the cycle but it seems like I am always one of the first few either cut or moved to the next project and they seem to keep, like Charlie says, their buddies with issues rather than the most qualified people!!
Hey Kids, want a career where you get to meet & be ignored by the stars? Sick of getting paid a set income on a regular basis? Dont know what to do with the other two strings on a guitar? Then you need to be a bass player!
Welcome, by deciding to play bass as your chosen profession youve joined thousands of other people, who...
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ritavonneurosis:
Thanks! It's my boy band!
bonbons:
bahahaha.. and then theres the guy that hangs out with the band... the drummer..