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Nothing new to report. Haven't had to work any doubles or anything new stolen. That in itself is news-worthy to me. What a boring entry.

ah what the hell, lets not privatize this one for my parents
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I guess less people were interested that I got my tongue pierced than I expected.

Last night the wind blew my bike over and the handle bar went straight into a pile of dogshit. Its not a bad metaphor for future use.

Dogshit aside, I really need a new bike. Seeing as how this is a bike I've had since I was 14 or so...
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tuxy:
Yep. Especially ones in Oakland.
erica:
Maybe I will let you blow cloves smoke into my face tonight. PIRATES!
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miloryan:
Nice puppy! So did you play until 7:00 after day light savings?
Wait never mind that wasn't till this morning
prockg:
Aw, it's so cute. love
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Someone, who I'm fairly certain, had a username that began with the letter 'B has removed me from their friends list or been destroyed. For the life of me I can't figure out who it was so I guess I wasn't much of a friend anyway...
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When I die, stock in Djarum is going to drop like a stone skull
miloryan:
And if you keep using that product it will come that much faster!!
naja_haje:
Entire indonesian villages will be forced into prostitution.
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I am the worst makeout slut ever. as in I can't get people to make out with me. I don't get it.
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salome_seule:
hahaha what nixon said.

this week be at pirates for sure ok?
olivia:
Oh man, the sars. I'm assuming you didn't really have the sars, or you'd be dead.

I'm a pretty bad makeout slut too. Marriage'll do that to you.
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DRUN K POST: W000000000!!!11!1:

Tonight a friend of mine danced for the first time at my regular stripclub as did a friend of hers I'm rather fond of and was asked to attend. I'm poor and I'm not used to paying for my own drinks so I'm interested but not exactly thrilled. However, the thought of making out with either of them is an enticing...
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roxysmash:
"Call me if you ever want to hang out... or.... make out..."


You're awesome hans. you know I have nothing against making out with you. I'm just not as much of a make out slut nowadays. But you remember those days. golly.

Thank you for coming. Your presence was MUCH appreciated.

Muchos besos y abrazos.
coco:
oh MY.
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Instead of cleaning my room I cleaned up my computer. Organized my music, deleted extra copies, put everything in folders, renamed mistakes.

This included plugging in my scanner and christening it so heres something for you to enjoy. In high school I drew almost nothing but wings, when I got to college that somehow changed to horns. The first one I believe is about half...
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nixon:
Amazing what one can get done when one has nothing more fun to do...
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a telephone tried to kill me over the weekend. there was an african gothic beefeater from the future who was its minion.

I bought, and am, drinking diet vanilla coke. it makes me feel really gay but I'm not, just fat.

I am not making any of this up.

peace out.
tuxy:
I believe you.
miloryan:
I wouldn't say fat but yah, you have put on a few pounds as of late. Sucks getting older doesn't it?
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So I need new shoes.

I'm looking for a shoe that says "I smoke half a pack of cloves a day". preferably an ankle length platform boot.
an ankle length platform boot that looks like it needs to be fed souls but classy enough to go with a suit and tie.

let me know if you come across any. please.

and once again, I'm going...
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erica:
you expect too much of me, hans.
erica:
well that's a good thing to hear. i have no expectations in life whatsoever. or for you either. we will meet soon. germs or no germs.