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ninadelamorte:
i would adore any help you can give me. i need to do it while i still have the money 
paintedbat:
OMG you are cute!!
And I have a Harry Potter scarf too
And I have a Harry Potter scarf too
I'm exceedingly unhappy tonight. "Accidental suicide" unhappy. Not when you take the whole bottle of xanax and vodka and don't plan on waking up but because thats how much its going to take to relax and actually get through the day... 
I'm going to check my phone and make sure no one remembered I'm still around. Then I'm going curl into the fetus position and...
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I'm going to check my phone and make sure no one remembered I'm still around. Then I'm going curl into the fetus position and...
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freyja__:
afraid of me? i don't believe it.
i'm planning to do it again this year.
i'd say the chances (at this point) are 70%.
i'm planning to do it again this year.
i'd say the chances (at this point) are 70%.
flux:
Me neither!!
I finally got out of the house and went out on the town. Apparently all the bars in Eugene are non smoking which is retarded and there aren't a lot of hot people because the only two I met last night were from Portland... No offence to you hot Eugene kids wherever you were last night.
I didn't get that twenty year old I was...
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I didn't get that twenty year old I was...
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judas:
long time no be.
nixon:
I hate your life, too.
Cruelty: I have no working platform shoes
Manipulation: Although I am doubtful as to whether I'll get any my date with the 20 year old burlesque performer has been rescheduled for tomorrow and again the following Sunday for a fetish ball.
Meaninglessness: I have 10001 comments. Someone needs to start a thread in my honour. After all this time, since september 2002 I finally broke...
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Manipulation: Although I am doubtful as to whether I'll get any my date with the 20 year old burlesque performer has been rescheduled for tomorrow and again the following Sunday for a fetish ball.
Meaninglessness: I have 10001 comments. Someone needs to start a thread in my honour. After all this time, since september 2002 I finally broke...
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miloryan:
Well you got me beat by about 8500 or so.
miloryan:
True.....soooo true.
The stir-crazy is setting in.
I need to be fucked until my sweat and cum and tears and blood all puddle together on the floor and I pass out exhausted still tied to whatever sexual trapeze mumbling the safety word in my sleep.
I need another 3 day party like that one in ages past.
I really need to get approved for unemployment. like NOW....
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I need to be fucked until my sweat and cum and tears and blood all puddle together on the floor and I pass out exhausted still tied to whatever sexual trapeze mumbling the safety word in my sleep.
I need another 3 day party like that one in ages past.
I really need to get approved for unemployment. like NOW....
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mnislahi:
I love that picture. Oh and i added you to my myspace. 
hippomonki:
lyrics for you baby bear.....
Wet Nightmare ~ The Cramps
tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs
i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare....
there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave i got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was a wet nightmare
she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare
Wet Nightmare ~ The Cramps
tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs
i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare....
there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave i got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was a wet nightmare
she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare
I hate Hot Topic. I come in and do them a favour by offering to work for them and the homely brunette in her offically licensed skater/pothead uniform gives me an annoyed look.
Bitch please, This is the only chance you'll get of me ever talking to you. I don't care if you just let your seasonals go. This is me. Applying at Hot Topic....
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Bitch please, This is the only chance you'll get of me ever talking to you. I don't care if you just let your seasonals go. This is me. Applying at Hot Topic....
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morgan:
I'm glad I was one of the people you had something to say about 
You're awesome!
You're awesome! 
adaline:
Thanks for the correction cutie! How could I have forgotten????!!!!!!!!!! How's your day goin'? Hope you're well.
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I can't write tonight. Need booze. You should go find some too!
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[Edited on Jan 23, 2006 12:00AM]
I can't write tonight. Need booze. You should go find some too!
[Edited on Jan 23, 2006 12:01AM]
I spent the better part of 3 hours chopping firewood today. Me. Chopping firewood. For those of you with no imagination or common sence this is striking a log, on top of another log, with an axe, as hard and as fast and as accurately as you can. If you don't get a running start the axe will stick because its old and blunt. Then...
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morgan:
Oh, ick, I hadn't even noticed that. I will have to recruit friends and random strangers I see on the street who look relatively non-threatening to send me valentines or something.
At least it wasn't right before Christmas. Or the week of my birthday, that happened to me once.
At least it wasn't right before Christmas. Or the week of my birthday, that happened to me once.
sid:
9 out of 10 are carriers... i've never had a cold sore, so, bleh, i dunno.
I should be withering away.
All my precious movie channels have vanished. No more L Word. No more Sopranos. No more hilarious softcore vampire porn. No more movies I was too lazy to see.
The one channel that wasn't part of a 3 month offer changed its schedules to the point it might as well have.
That date that was supposed to happen on Thursday?...
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All my precious movie channels have vanished. No more L Word. No more Sopranos. No more hilarious softcore vampire porn. No more movies I was too lazy to see.
The one channel that wasn't part of a 3 month offer changed its schedules to the point it might as well have.
That date that was supposed to happen on Thursday?...
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quinne:
i bet i win the whose life is worse game
wanna play
wanna play
sid:
it does look kinda like an m, but i assure you, it's a w.
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vanessa:
You. Keep in touch with me. Pleeeeeeease? Cuz I adore you to pieces.
you can stalk me either on myspace, or email me at mumfordelectric@gmail.com. Or my personal emailaddress which I will email to you shortly after I leave this comment.
you can stalk me either on myspace, or email me at mumfordelectric@gmail.com. Or my personal emailaddress which I will email to you shortly after I leave this comment.
morgan:
Me too. At this point it seems like fairness is complete bullshit.
And by 'entertain', I mean 'fuck'.