Someone, who I'm fairly certain, had a username that began with the letter 'B has removed me from their friends list or been destroyed. For the life of me I can't figure out who it was so I guess I wasn't much of a friend anyway...
When I die, stock in Djarum is going to drop like a stone 
miloryan:
And if you keep using that product it will come that much faster!!
naja_haje:
Entire indonesian villages will be forced into prostitution.
I am the worst makeout slut ever. as in I can't get people to make out with me. I don't get it.
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salome_seule:
hahaha what nixon said.
this week be at pirates for sure ok?
this week be at pirates for sure ok?
olivia:
Oh man, the sars. I'm assuming you didn't really have the sars, or you'd be dead.
I'm a pretty bad makeout slut too. Marriage'll do that to you.
I'm a pretty bad makeout slut too. Marriage'll do that to you.
DRUN K POST: W000000000!!!11!1:
Tonight a friend of mine danced for the first time at my regular stripclub as did a friend of hers I'm rather fond of and was asked to attend. I'm poor and I'm not used to paying for my own drinks so I'm interested but not exactly thrilled. However, the thought of making out with either of them is an enticing...
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Tonight a friend of mine danced for the first time at my regular stripclub as did a friend of hers I'm rather fond of and was asked to attend. I'm poor and I'm not used to paying for my own drinks so I'm interested but not exactly thrilled. However, the thought of making out with either of them is an enticing...
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roxysmash:
"Call me if you ever want to hang out... or.... make out..."
You're awesome hans. you know I have nothing against making out with you. I'm just not as much of a make out slut nowadays. But you remember those days. golly.
Thank you for coming. Your presence was MUCH appreciated.
Muchos besos y abrazos.
You're awesome hans. you know I have nothing against making out with you. I'm just not as much of a make out slut nowadays. But you remember those days. golly.
Thank you for coming. Your presence was MUCH appreciated.
Muchos besos y abrazos.
coco:
oh MY.
Instead of cleaning my room I cleaned up my computer. Organized my music, deleted extra copies, put everything in folders, renamed mistakes.
This included plugging in my scanner and christening it so heres something for you to enjoy. In high school I drew almost nothing but wings, when I got to college that somehow changed to horns. The first one I believe is about half...
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This included plugging in my scanner and christening it so heres something for you to enjoy. In high school I drew almost nothing but wings, when I got to college that somehow changed to horns. The first one I believe is about half...
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nixon:
Amazing what one can get done when one has nothing more fun to do...
a telephone tried to kill me over the weekend. there was an african gothic beefeater from the future who was its minion.
I bought, and am, drinking diet vanilla coke. it makes me feel really gay but I'm not, just fat.
I am not making any of this up.
peace out.
I bought, and am, drinking diet vanilla coke. it makes me feel really gay but I'm not, just fat.
I am not making any of this up.
peace out.
tuxy:
I believe you.
miloryan:
I wouldn't say fat but yah, you have put on a few pounds as of late. Sucks getting older doesn't it?
So I need new shoes.
I'm looking for a shoe that says "I smoke half a pack of cloves a day". preferably an ankle length platform boot.
an ankle length platform boot that looks like it needs to be fed souls but classy enough to go with a suit and tie.
let me know if you come across any. please.
and once again, I'm going...
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I'm looking for a shoe that says "I smoke half a pack of cloves a day". preferably an ankle length platform boot.
an ankle length platform boot that looks like it needs to be fed souls but classy enough to go with a suit and tie.
let me know if you come across any. please.
and once again, I'm going...
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erica:
you expect too much of me, hans.
erica:
well that's a good thing to hear. i have no expectations in life whatsoever. or for you either. we will meet soon. germs or no germs.
I'm really overdue on getting a new tattoo. I'm trying to get a classic sailor's heart that reads "Your Mom" rather than just "Mom".
anyone want to commision me for a painting? This'll kill two birds in one stone, new ink and some extra motivation to get back into painting.
anyone want to commision me for a painting? This'll kill two birds in one stone, new ink and some extra motivation to get back into painting.
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evillyn:
Sure man, I'll commission you for a painting.
Paint it and then I'll send you a surprise.
Paint it and then I'll send you a surprise.
nixon:
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I wish there was a webcam archive somewhere.
I wish there was a webcam archive somewhere.
I feel like masturbating on my webcam and getting zotted. okay, apparently you can't do that anymore but it doesn't mattter, i just ate ice cream topless and passed out, didn't even have a cigarette.
that pill conspired against me and weakened my resistance to gravity. all motor skills remained constant except those involving things being raised.
wait. that sounded wrong. I just meant standing,...
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that pill conspired against me and weakened my resistance to gravity. all motor skills remained constant except those involving things being raised.
wait. that sounded wrong. I just meant standing,...
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girlrobot:
you tell me.
raedyn:
i wanna watch you dye your hair... i know you are away but your cam is still on.... i love watching web cams it's so hot<3
I think I've been broken.
I do not wish to smoke or play videogames nor have I done so all day.
PS.
My lips hurt real bad
I do not wish to smoke or play videogames nor have I done so all day.
PS.
My lips hurt real bad
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erica:
okay. next time call me ionstesd.
erica:
a whore, i dont know. sheck yr inbox yo. fucking beer,.
I could have sworn I had 8000 comments last night...
I wasn't drunk so it wasn't likely...well okay, I had a few, but that doesn't mean anything. now I wish i had cared enough to take a screen shot.
I wasn't drunk so it wasn't likely...well okay, I had a few, but that doesn't mean anything. now I wish i had cared enough to take a screen shot.
Home before one... weird 
staying up all night at home is nothing new, but going out for under 3 hours is. walking home at 6 in the morning or crashing and not coming home til 4pm is much more my style, this is very new to me.
I'm eating a choco-taco and a hot pocket and to drink, a 44oz mountain dew medley.
... and...
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staying up all night at home is nothing new, but going out for under 3 hours is. walking home at 6 in the morning or crashing and not coming home til 4pm is much more my style, this is very new to me.
I'm eating a choco-taco and a hot pocket and to drink, a 44oz mountain dew medley.
... and...
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nixon:
I am eating for thefirst time since those breakfast yesterday.
I like restraunts that let Shenzi sit on the sofa and eat chips.
I like restraunts that let Shenzi sit on the sofa and eat chips.