There never was any light at the end of the tunnel.
Unemployment benefits denied.
I'm never getting out of here alive.
I can't even leech of the state like every other bad-toothed bumpkin in a baseball cap out here. Its been six months and I've had one job interview. I can't even get a fast food job.
I keep saying its just a bad patch,...
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Unemployment benefits denied.
I'm never getting out of here alive.
I can't even leech of the state like every other bad-toothed bumpkin in a baseball cap out here. Its been six months and I've had one job interview. I can't even get a fast food job.
I keep saying its just a bad patch,...
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mnislahi:
no shit?! ahh! im soo gonna see you next time i'm there!
mistergraves:
You and me both denied unemployment. How strange. How DO those other people get it?
*self-dictated but not actually written up at the Eugene City Library 03/08/06 5:00pm*
It has not been the best of days.
I do not particularly care to get up at six in the morning to walk for miles in strong winds and freezing rains until five in the evening, only breaking to fill out applications in fast food restaraunts and get in skirmishes at bus...
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It has not been the best of days.
I do not particularly care to get up at six in the morning to walk for miles in strong winds and freezing rains until five in the evening, only breaking to fill out applications in fast food restaraunts and get in skirmishes at bus...
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shellymc:
mmm......yep, you are a hottie!
( and she didn't even have to twist my arm)
( and she didn't even have to twist my arm)
sabine:
i had these converse allstars in highschool that i had totally painted up with nail polish and shit. they were pretty awesome. anyway, some guys at school tried to insult me by calling them magic shoes. i could tell by the tone and such that he was trying to make fun of me, but really i thought it was a compliment.
i also got called out in a grocery store once for being 'kelly osbourn.' that i did find insulting.
but come on, bowie? that's definitely a compliment.
i also got called out in a grocery store once for being 'kelly osbourn.' that i did find insulting.
but come on, bowie? that's definitely a compliment.
well it doesn't look like Morgans going to update my journal anytime soon... some secretary she is...
so uhm... interesting dreams lately. last night I had given up on staying with my parents and went to live on the streets. I was sleeping on a soiled futon mattress behind an abandoned building in a construction yard in LA. Somehow I discovered and yet wasn't...
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so uhm... interesting dreams lately. last night I had given up on staying with my parents and went to live on the streets. I was sleeping on a soiled futon mattress behind an abandoned building in a construction yard in LA. Somehow I discovered and yet wasn't...
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ninadelamorte:
hahahaha those are the best dreams ever 
hey i love the scarf...wish someone would knit me one!
hey i love the scarf...wish someone would knit me one!
morgan:
I meant it in more of a "Professor Frink" from the Simpsons way! But Fat Albert works too, I suppose.
As long as there's nudity and such still. With you that is.
As long as there's nudity and such still. With you that is.
Lyle Lovett is probably one of the most underrated artists of our times. Take this song for instance, its almost like I wrote it myself:
I said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
I said I don't hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
But that's okay
Fat babies have no pride
Fat...
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I said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
I said I don't hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
But that's okay
Fat babies have no pride
Fat...
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morgan:
That song makes me happy...in the PANTS!
I would say "in my underwear" but I don't wear 'em.
And yeah, I assume people are dead if they're late too. Or that they have decided that they hate me or something. Mm...paranoia!
I would say "in my underwear" but I don't wear 'em.
And yeah, I assume people are dead if they're late too. Or that they have decided that they hate me or something. Mm...paranoia!
daisy:
At least other people are in the same boat as me, so i don't feel so bad, but i really want a girlies shoulder to moan on, and i don't have anyone, and it's not really internet worthy.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Right. Updating.
Things are actually looking up for a change. Morgan (whom I'm totally going to make out with) is awesome and spotted me my prom ticket! So at the very least I'll be there even if I have to hitch-hike and share a bed with my favourite Pomeranian (who I will also make out with, and definitely her owner as well).
But wait, theres...
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Things are actually looking up for a change. Morgan (whom I'm totally going to make out with) is awesome and spotted me my prom ticket! So at the very least I'll be there even if I have to hitch-hike and share a bed with my favourite Pomeranian (who I will also make out with, and definitely her owner as well).
But wait, theres...
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tempest:
Yeah, I guess in some ways Hangover City is a lot like family holidays, eh? 
lauren:
Glad to hear you're escaping the black forest, even if it is just for a bit! 
Once you decide to come down to LA you best tell me or my hands might fall off and you will never again be able to claim that we are twins in any way, shape, or form 
!
-xo-
your handwriting twin
Once you decide to come down to LA you best tell me or my hands might fall off and you will never again be able to claim that we are twins in any way, shape, or form !
-xo-
your handwriting twin
I've been trying not to think about this SG adventure in unformity on myspace. I don't want to care but now I keep having to deny these models I've never seen or heard of let alone spoken to here, and I've spoken to a lot of people on here. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Jesus Christ, I know you get paid or...
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Jesus Christ, I know you get paid or...
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pandie:
You leave yourself drunken post-it notes?
That's great
That's great
morgan:
That would be...absolutely perfect.
Which means I will be delighted when you finally get to visit.
Which means I will be delighted when you finally get to visit.
Did I mention Portland pictures?
Nobody likes these things but Morgan made me do it.
1. Seven things to do before I die:
1) Own a hearse
2) Move to London
3) Move to Tokyo
4) Move to LA
5) Acid
6) Heroin
7) A gallery show of my art
2. Seven Things I cannot do
1) Look left with my left eye.
2) Pay...
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Nobody likes these things but Morgan made me do it.
1. Seven things to do before I die:
1) Own a hearse
2) Move to London
3) Move to Tokyo
4) Move to LA
5) Acid
6) Heroin
7) A gallery show of my art
2. Seven Things I cannot do
1) Look left with my left eye.
2) Pay...
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vanessa:
Yes, well, you're more than allowed to pursue me Cuz I ♥ you.
Cuz I ♥ you.
_dictionarygirl_:
Thank you, dahlink! 
Whiskey screws me up OH-so-much quicker than tequila. It's my latina-ness, more than likely. The tequila just feels all settled-in and at home in my bloodstream.
In other news, you have an excellent most-watched-DVD list!
Whiskey screws me up OH-so-much quicker than tequila. It's my latina-ness, more than likely. The tequila just feels all settled-in and at home in my bloodstream.
In other news, you have an excellent most-watched-DVD list!
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adaline:
Oh, yea, there will be lots of incriminating evidence, that's for sure! Hey, where are the pics from your trip to Portland anyways?!
I kinda wish I was celebrating back in Ptown, all my buddies from home.
I don't have that many ghouls to go drinkin with out here.
I kinda wish I was celebrating back in Ptown, all my buddies from home.
I don't have that many ghouls to go drinkin with out here.
adaline:
Nope. Not on myspace yet. I was going to this weekend actually, but seeing that i'm probably not going to be able to function very well for most if it....... 
I miss ya boi! You're so handsome!
I miss ya boi! You're so handsome! 
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morgan:
And then you'll get makeouts all to yourself soon!
morgan:
Hooray! Send me your number again, I'm retarded and forget it again.
And I say makeouts times a MILLION.
And I say makeouts times a MILLION.
Ow Ow Ow OwOW my head. That was as interesting night.
Oh well, off to dye the hair and count down until Thursday.
Mmmm portland. Friends, goth clubs, strip clubs, drinking, dancing, amazing sex, tons of it, not being weirded out in the morning, more amazing sex and then maybe some more sex. Hopefully enough sex to get to May.
My New Year's Resolution...
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Oh well, off to dye the hair and count down until Thursday.
Mmmm portland. Friends, goth clubs, strip clubs, drinking, dancing, amazing sex, tons of it, not being weirded out in the morning, more amazing sex and then maybe some more sex. Hopefully enough sex to get to May.
My New Year's Resolution...
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londonx:
I'm sorry.
Even though, we don't know eachother, if you ever wanna talk, I'm here
Even though, we don't know eachother, if you ever wanna talk, I'm here
Is it wrong that I find Winona Ryder totally hot playing a thirteen year old married to her second cousin?
And by the way, could I borrow like, a zillion dollars? I need to start not one, but three funds.
1) SG Prom. I need to rent a tux if not get a new suit . Then I'll need to get down there. I suppose...
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And by the way, could I borrow like, a zillion dollars? I need to start not one, but three funds.
1) SG Prom. I need to rent a tux if not get a new suit . Then I'll need to get down there. I suppose...
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flux:
awwwwwwwwwwwww.
I miss you, sugar.
I miss you, sugar.
palo:
My boyfriend dressed up as Encino Man for halloween.
Overdue for an update again...
Remind me to fire my secretary.
Remind me to fire my secretary.
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morgan:
I hereby declare that I heartily approve of your plans for our office relationship. So, move to MD! Or move me out there, whatever, I don't need a college education.
morgan:
If i were really rich I'd be your sugar momma. As it stands I'm sure Baltimore has a thriving job market! You could live in my closet, and make out with me every night! And party ev-er-y day.