desdenova's SuicideGirls Blog

1 Days and Counting...

You want to know something that's really great? Leaving on a thousand mile roadtrip in two days and having waaaaaaaaaaay too many things left to accomplish.
You want to know something that's even better?
Picking up your last paycheck and discovering that it's short by five hundred bucks.

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xip:

What'd you do, have sex with the company prostitute for 3 hours longer than you meant to?
xip

Apr 15, 2005

luminaire:

As long as nothing cataclysmic doesn't happen between now and then, yes.

Apr 16, 2005

2 Days and Counting...

It's like my shoulder is full of broken glass and rusty nails.

Fuck you, Tendonitis.
Fuck you right in your eye.

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freakpirate:

Next time man... next time.

And don't worry about breaking up the flow. I mean... I can still sleep with you too I guess.

Wait... that was what you're here for isn't it? Oh god... Did I cross the line?

Shit.

Apr 14, 2005

freakpirate:

Oh thank god. For a second there I thought I'd done something stupid.

Again.

I really have to quit doing that.

Apr 14, 2005

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scorpio_:

SHIT! You got me pegged. Mo'-fo'.

How've ya been, anyway? We should get together for coffee or armed robbery or something.

Apr 10, 2005

rowan:

You just made me bark laughter into a very quiet library. Now you aren't the only one getting funny looks.

♥

xoxo
~Ro

Apr 11, 2005

9 Days and Counting

I woke up this morning with a voice in my head.
"Go east," it told me.
Now I'm off to go do just that; with my camera firmly in hand.

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samantha:

...sounds exciting and dangerous. walk softly and carry a big lens.

Apr 8, 2005

monkeypox:

nah, i hate those guys. just kidding

Apr 8, 2005

10 Days And Counting

Today I left work and what should should I see parked right behind my truck?

The motherfuckin' Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
Of all the days to leave my camera at home......

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mistersatan:

Your argument is compelling, but I'm afraid I can't listen to you, as you have no pictures of said Wienermobile.

Apr 6, 2005

xip:

Hmm, but in his defense, he WAS calling me from the bus of a famous band and trying to get me to come out with him using the fact that he was in with the band as a lure... so either he's connected and manipulative, or just manipulative and full of shit... herm...

xip

Apr 7, 2005

16 DAYS AND COUNTING

Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ.
Where did all my fucking around time go?

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thirtyseven:

previous dave = dave eggers. i'm pretty slow on the uptake.

Mar 31, 2005

doll_:

i wasnt trying to insult you.

Apr 1, 2005

I hated my job less today than I did yesterday.

Little victories, motherfucker.

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thefuckoffkid:

I forgot the word black!!!!!!

Mar 28, 2005

retroactivwe:

Glad to see you got a p0rm ticket, see you then.

Mar 29, 2005

One crappy job after another.
I'm on a work-related losing streak a mile long.
Thank god this one only lasts until I leave for L.A.

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luminaire:

No way dude, that's the last place on my list.

Mar 24, 2005

luminaire:

Word.

Mar 24, 2005

I have a theory.

The jury duty waiting room is actually an intricate torture device designed by Nazi scientists as part of a series of tests seeking to determine whether it is actually possible to die of boredom.

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vikprez:

They sure did...sandwich, chips and water...I had to buy my own coke.

Mar 18, 2005

mistersatan:

It's a hernia, pre-op... from the inside.

Mar 20, 2005

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