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kalidoom:
I am still unclear.
volks:
Sexy sexy!
Gooble, gobble!
One of us!
One of us!
I want to meet the person who decreed that it is okay, even encouraged, for women to have vibrators but a man that owns a pocket pussy is weird and depraved. I want to meet them so I can kill them and steal their powers of social influence.
I mean, that's how it works, right? I kill someone and get their powers?
If not, I...
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I mean, that's how it works, right? I kill someone and get their powers?
If not, I...
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rawr_ima_monster:
a. don't start with me. You're the one who's been m.ia.
b. by m.i.a. I mean M.aking I.t A.ll night.
c. by 'it' I mean sex.
-d. Just because you're hittin' it doesn't mean you can ruin my chances by being all kinds of homogayual in my journal
Dave
b. by m.i.a. I mean M.aking I.t A.ll night.
c. by 'it' I mean sex.
-d. Just because you're hittin' it doesn't mean you can ruin my chances by being all kinds of homogayual in my journal
Dave
rawr_ima_monster:
PS: You own a pockey pussy?
-fucking pervert.
Dave
PPS: WAKE UP!!!!
-fucking pervert.
Dave
PPS: WAKE UP!!!!
I was an hour late to work this morning.
On top of that, I was sickly and miserable all day due tolack of sleep.
On the other hand, I won three games of air hockey and a round of pool last night.
I'd say I came out ahead.
On top of that, I was sickly and miserable all day due tolack of sleep.
On the other hand, I won three games of air hockey and a round of pool last night.
I'd say I came out ahead.
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rowan:
♥
xoxo
~Ro
♥
xoxo
~Ro
monkeypox:
mixing cement is my guess - based on the condition of her fur
For the very first time since I've been a member of SG, I'm wishing that my friends list were bigger.
Damn you, friends threads, I just know that there's all kinds of hilarious shit that I'm missing out on. Or, failing that, mediocre shit that I could try to make hilarious.
Damn you, friends threads, I just know that there's all kinds of hilarious shit that I'm missing out on. Or, failing that, mediocre shit that I could try to make hilarious.
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xip:
If I was introducing you to someone, by the way, I would tell them your name was Berk.
It just seems funny.
xip
It just seems funny.
xip
kalidoom:
Dude..friends threads are SO overrated. All of mine just say "Hi, friends!"
That one was vaguely sad.
This one is firmly neutral.
This one is firmly neutral.
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volks:
I don't think we have any plans
volks:
we'll see how the bank roll's doing. Kara wants to go to NYC with Seth in Aug.
At my current pay rate, I am fucked, and actually can't afford to live here.
If I weren't such a fine specimen of testosterone laced man meat*, I would shed a single masculine tear out of my left eye.
* This is only actually an amusing statement if you've seen me in person and know that if I became any skinnier generous souls would be...
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If I weren't such a fine specimen of testosterone laced man meat*, I would shed a single masculine tear out of my left eye.
* This is only actually an amusing statement if you've seen me in person and know that if I became any skinnier generous souls would be...
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obsidian_:
i think that's what LA sets out to do, only let half survive and the rest suffer...I still wonder how people do things like buy cars and take vacations and buy houses....
maxx:
I haven't started any! SUCKER!
haha! i tricked you into being my friend.
haha! i tricked you into being my friend.
In a perfect world, there would be a clever and amusing update here. Don't you feel screwed right about now?
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manda:
Ummm..... why, did she threaten to kick yours?
margot_dent:
like jesus in the desert when he's fasting?
like being at epcot center on acid?
exactly.
like being at epcot center on acid?
exactly.
For those of you with the attention span of an ADD kid who sold all his ritalin to his babysitter's boyfriend, I'm going to put all the pictures at the beginning of this entry.
When you're leaving at 5:30 in the morning for a six hour road trip there are many things that you might do at three o' the clock. Like sleep, for instance....
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When you're leaving at 5:30 in the morning for a six hour road trip there are many things that you might do at three o' the clock. Like sleep, for instance....
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rowan:
When do you come back to visit? Hmm? HMMM???!!!
♥
xoxo
~Ro
♥
xoxo
~Ro
mrdeity:
I am definitely working on another plan but I have to stay here until I find some other place and put in my notice to vacate to the apartment manager. That's the problem with not knowing anybody here.
I'm doing my Prom update when I get home from work tonight.
Expect pictures, witty captions and a little rant about my social anxiety.
Expect pictures, witty captions and a little rant about my social anxiety.
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unnecessaryz:
Welcome. Even though you totally failed to introduce yourself to me during Prom. For shame.
unnecessaryz:
Your loss, sucka'.
*Takes these titties elsewhere*
*Takes these titties elsewhere*
desdenova:
Prom stuff
I'm trying to be the absolute last person to update their journal with a description of prom stuff. I'm not exactly sure how long I have to wait.
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mistersatan:
Well, I am a minister, after all.
rawr_ima_monster:
OOOOOH, greasy fritter.
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Dave
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Dave