dervious

Today is the 4th anniversary of 9/11, and I saw some lady from my neighborhood chasing another lady down the street with a baseball bat. They were both really overweight, which made it kind of funny because they both ran out of breath at the same time. So they ended up like 20 feet from each other, huffing and puffing, trying to swear at each other.

All I'm saying is thank God the one with the bat wasn't skinny because she might of cracked the other one's head open. Oh and fuck the president.