denk

Some weeks ago an ex-housemate of me returned from china where he stayed for a year with his korean wife and I am invited to them for a big asian meal next week. So I E-mailed him if I should bring him very discreetly the two japanese naked-teenager-magazines which I stored for him because his wife shouldn't see them under no circumstances. He wrote back: I nearly got a heart attack, never write me something like that again as my wife is often standing behind me!
Ok, I understand.
Next day he called from a phone booth that I must not give them back, that is too dangerous and I have to keep my mouth shut about things like this in her presence and never talk about other women when she is around and the best will be if I don't talk about woman at all.
Nice marriage. How could someone be that much jealous? I remember he told me once she found his comics with naked fantasy-women in it and teared them up.
That must be real love.
Please Lord (or whoever), never let me end up like this...