I'm feeling kinda loopy right now. That could be because I'm trapped at home. I'm not unhappy about it. It's probably what I'd be doing anyway, even if I did still have my car. Yes dear humans, that's what I was so mad about- John, (AKA the barely human entity that technically sired me, a fact of which I am mortaly ashamed) came and made off with my car, never to bring it back. So yes, I am now carless. I'll get over it. I'll just get me another one. Dogmadeth has already said he's sell me his for cheap. It ain't pretty, but it runs and has a new clutch. And the reverse is German, which means I don't have to relearn how to drive a standard manual.
In other, sillier news:
My nifty aluminum foil cap keeps the alien mind-probes for acessing my memories!
No really, I'm touching up my bleached bits. Seriously. And tomorrow I am getting a free brazilian wax from my co-worker who is an esthetics student. Yes, I'm very very close friends with my coworkers.
That's not weird at all.
In other, sillier news:
My nifty aluminum foil cap keeps the alien mind-probes for acessing my memories!
No really, I'm touching up my bleached bits. Seriously. And tomorrow I am getting a free brazilian wax from my co-worker who is an esthetics student. Yes, I'm very very close friends with my coworkers.
That's not weird at all.VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
Moirae's comment just cracked me up. It made me think of a scene from Angel: everyone in and around LA has been brainwashed into shiny happy people by this Uber-Goddess/Demoness going by the name Jasmine, while only our heroes have found a way to escape her spell. They encounter this paranoid bookstore guy and ask him if he had stopped believing in his plethora of conspiracy theories. His answer: "No, I still believe all that. It just doesn't bother me anymore."