I'm feeling kinda loopy right now. That could be because I'm trapped at home. I'm not unhappy about it. It's probably what I'd be doing anyway, even if I did still have my car. Yes dear humans, that's what I was so mad about- John, (AKA the barely human entity that technically sired me, a fact of which I am mortaly ashamed) came and made off with my car, never to bring it back. So yes, I am now carless. I'll get over it. I'll just get me another one. Dogmadeth has already said he's sell me his for cheap. It ain't pretty, but it runs and has a new clutch. And the reverse is German, which means I don't have to relearn how to drive a standard manual.
In other, sillier news:

My nifty aluminum foil cap keeps the alien mind-probes for acessing my memories!
No really, I'm touching up my bleached bits. Seriously. And tomorrow I am getting a free brazilian wax from my co-worker who is an esthetics student. Yes, I'm very very close friends with my coworkers.
That's not weird at all.
In other, sillier news:

My nifty aluminum foil cap keeps the alien mind-probes for acessing my memories!
No really, I'm touching up my bleached bits. Seriously. And tomorrow I am getting a free brazilian wax from my co-worker who is an esthetics student. Yes, I'm very very close friends with my coworkers.

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Moirae's comment just cracked me up. It made me think of a scene from Angel: everyone in and around LA has been brainwashed into shiny happy people by this Uber-Goddess/Demoness going by the name Jasmine, while only our heroes have found a way to escape her spell. They encounter this paranoid bookstore guy and ask him if he had stopped believing in his plethora of conspiracy theories. His answer: "No, I still believe all that. It just doesn't bother me anymore."