demonesskage

So humour me: is it unreasonable to expect that the fee to pay a traffic violation would be less when using an automated phone service then online? Through saccourts.org, the online fee is astronomical, and nothing over the phone. sfgov.org/courts wanted NINE FUCKING DOLLARS as a service charge. NINE DOLLARS!!! It was six dollars online, which isn't that much less, but HOLY FUCK NINE DOLLARS TO USE A SERVICE WHERE I DON'T EVEN GET TO TALK TO ANYONE?

Dear California Traffic Courts,

If you are going to brutaly sodomize me every couple of months, can you please comply with one or more of the following:

• 1) Pull my hair
• 2) Slap my ass. Hard.
• 3) Choke me. Maybe I won't feel it as much if I'm passed out from axphixiation.
• 4)Talk dirty to me. Pillow talk's not too much to ask, is it?

kthnx.
Sincerely (Fuck You!)
Kage

PS: No, I have NOT paid the parking ticket yet. I will tear off your head, and fuck you in your neck stump with the biggest strap-on you've ever seen, and then I will use your blood as lube while I masterbate. Bugger off.

In other news, I will out of town for the weekend, so no Warp 11 for me.

Oh yeah, and I am apparently allergic to beer now. Everytime I drink it I wake up with hives.