demonesskage

Bizarre conversation with roommate Moirae over txt:

Kage: I am soooo cleaning out the fridge today!

Moirae: Squeee! ;-)

Kage: How long have those carrots been in there? Have they risen to conciousness and started a civilization?

Moirae: Yes. Don't upset thier new goverment.

Kage: Lest my alien influence start a civil war?

Moirae: Viva la revolucion!

Kage: So adhere to the Prime Directive?

Moirae:...
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As you've been moving surely toward me
My soul has comforted and assured me
That in time my heart it will reward me
And that all will be revealed
So I've sat and I've watched an ice-age thaw
Are you the one that I've been waiting for?

Out of sorrow entire worlds have been built
Out of longing great wonders have been willed
They're only...
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So humour me: is it unreasonable to expect that the fee to pay a traffic violation would be less when using an automated phone service then online? Through saccourts.org, the online fee is astronomical, and nothing over the phone. sfgov.org/courts wanted NINE FUCKING DOLLARS as a service charge. NINE DOLLARS!!! It was six dollars online, which isn't that much less, but HOLY FUCK NINE DOLLARS...
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Oh my motherfucking god. A pigeon just tried to climb though my living room blinds. A fucking pigeon! What the fuck! Random bloody misquitoes and fucking crane flies are enough??

My sweet lady boss Lindsey took me out for drinks last night. And I asked her, "So, where are we going?" To which she replied, "Somewhere good, you'll see!"

Girlfriend took me to a motherfucking...
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So, it's my birthday in just under and hour. I'll be twenty-five, a quarter of a century old. Joyous. So I sit home alone drinking beer. I do not feel this is a milestone that requires much celebration. It is just another year. Quite frankly the farther I put the past behind me, the better. Perhaps my twenty-fifth year of life will be significantly better...
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Tonight's Menu at Chez Kage:

Soy-Lemon Salmon, Steamed spinach, and garlic smashed red potatoes.

My roommate and his girlfriend are lucky people.

Edit: ended up being Soy-lemon-garlic Salmon w/herb-butter zuchinni, and steamed jasmine rice. Still fucking delicious. I almost took a fucking picture.

I had mentioned that my bosses were giving me a chance to earn my good review (i.e. to earn my 4s because aparently 5s are an unachivable goal). I've impressed them enough with the radical changes that I've implemented in the last couple of days, that I was given a very important chance.

Our RD is piloting something in our region called Chair Time. This...
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I have been unbearably restless these past couple of days. I feel like there is something important that I should be doing, and I can't quite remember what it is.

Well, that's not actually quite true. I know exactly what I should be doing, and I'm not doing it. That's why I'm restless. It's also making me moody. I think I'm tired of not being...
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Yeah, I am sooo over that last depressing entry. My life is what I make it. I hate being miserable, so I'm making a conscious choice not to be.

Something I didn't have a choice in? My Skin Care lead decided today that I needed a faux tan to go with my faux hawk. Yes, you read that right. I am tan. Just my arms...
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