Bailey's set finally went up last night. Yay! When we first met (on Myspace, actually), I hadn't been on SG for about 2 years, and it took me a little while to realize that I had seen her boobies at some point. When I "confessed" to her that I had somehow put it together and realized she was "Bailey" and I had seen her...
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So, I spent 2 days in the car driving home from Wisconsin, 2 days at home trying to keep up with Bailey, another whole day in the car driving to New Jersey (our 5 hour drive turned into 8), a 100-mile race in the rain in NJ on Saturday, and then another 4-5 hours in the car from NJ to Altoona, PA.
If anyone's...
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bailey:
i cant believe you would leave me for a 19 year old on the internet while im at a movie premiere with bill murray...
how could you?!!
*sob*
how could you?!!
*sob*
artman:
Hi, did you come to Kenosha to race? we always make a point of going every year.
did you know...? The country's oldest operating velodrome is here too!
did you know...? The country's oldest operating velodrome is here too!
2 days of driving later, I'm home. Unpacked the car, showered, met Bailey, and slept until nearly noon. I'm fucked.
I did well on the last day in Wisconsin, though, and lapped the field with 5 other riders. I was too blasted at the finish to sprint for the win, though. It was over 100 degrees, and I totally wilt when it's hot like that....
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I did well on the last day in Wisconsin, though, and lapped the field with 5 other riders. I was too blasted at the finish to sprint for the win, though. It was over 100 degrees, and I totally wilt when it's hot like that....
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shellymc:
we went to the one in hingham..
its about twenty to thirty minutes from us.
I'm not sure if there is one closer to me, i might just hit the
yellow pages
i'm not a healthy person by any means (I drink, i smoke..)
but i have always been a healthy eater.
My grandfather used to have a huge garden, as well as my uncle
and brother... so maybe thats where it came from.
i have no greenthumb though
unlike the husband who has an amazing bonsai collection
its about twenty to thirty minutes from us.
I'm not sure if there is one closer to me, i might just hit the
yellow pages
i'm not a healthy person by any means (I drink, i smoke..)
but i have always been a healthy eater.
My grandfather used to have a huge garden, as well as my uncle
and brother... so maybe thats where it came from.
i have no greenthumb though
unlike the husband who has an amazing bonsai collection
10eisha:
i never used it for that anyway. I didnt even have a profile. SG on the other hand has gotten me a few dates!
You know, you guys don't actually HAVE to read these updates. I have to write them for the team's sponsors and press releases, so I figure it's easier to also post them here then to just come up with something else to tell.
The "inside story" is that Bailey sends me dirty text messages every night trying to get me to come home, which is...
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The "inside story" is that Bailey sends me dirty text messages every night trying to get me to come home, which is...
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synnove:
hey mr. taint...i gave your girlfriend a makeover!
pip:
actually the update was pretty interesting. The stragey of bike racing is something that I was not aware of. I was aware but not of how intricate it is. I don't follow too many racing style sports to fully understand it all, but it is interesting despite trying to gross us out before it. Good luck!
Superweek Update, Stages 1-5
Team Nerac/Outdoorlights.com has three riders out here in Wisconsin for ten days, racing in the International Cycling Classic better known as "Superweek." For as long as I've been racing, Superweek's always been at least two weeks long, but apparently at some point it was just a super week. This year is the 37th edition, so that's nothing to laugh at.
I...
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Team Nerac/Outdoorlights.com has three riders out here in Wisconsin for ten days, racing in the International Cycling Classic better known as "Superweek." For as long as I've been racing, Superweek's always been at least two weeks long, but apparently at some point it was just a super week. This year is the 37th edition, so that's nothing to laugh at.
I...
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shellymc:
I read it all....
and now my eyes hurt a bit.
but i got distracted from that one line about a huge pancake breakfast
and now my eyes hurt a bit.
but i got distracted from that one line about a huge pancake breakfast
elleseven:
I really tried to read this, but I have to admit that I don't understand what you are saying about moves and breaks and all of these tings.
I did understand this part:
"although his previous engagement with a Cubs/Brewers game (and allegedly a set of twins) that night in Milwaukee would keep him from racing"
thats kinda funny.
good luck.
I did understand this part:
"although his previous engagement with a Cubs/Brewers game (and allegedly a set of twins) that night in Milwaukee would keep him from racing"
thats kinda funny.
good luck.
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bailey:
you know, if you went 88 miles per hour you could go back to the future!
bailey:
the new bike totally compliments the periwinkle.
how attractive
how attractive
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bailey:
im feeling guilty now that i called you fatty.
damn this new fangled site and its lack of deletion abilities!!!
damn this new fangled site and its lack of deletion abilities!!!
elleseven:
um, I am supposed to pester you about october. you all still coming????
Just do you all don't have to ask me one at a time: yes, they are ALL on drugs in the Tour.
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stina:
ha, funny because ryan has biking gloves... we boguht them together. I use mine, he never ised his. Go figure ha. Anyway.. Why would bailey die?
Sounds like otherwise... life is good? Im tired.. busy. you know. ha.
Sounds like otherwise... life is good? Im tired.. busy. you know. ha.
bailey:
tyler hamiltons got nuthin on me!
except an olympic medal...but now he and i can trade blood doping stories.
xoxoxo
except an olympic medal...but now he and i can trade blood doping stories.
xoxoxo
I mean, you can't argue with science like this:
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
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alyk:
Burberry plaid totally pulses through my veins like blood or some shit!
shellymc:
good ol skatetown u.s.a!
i actually took my niece there recently.
Wendy and I were close friends in highschool..
haven't seen her in a couple years though since she moved.
She's still cutting hair, but now she works at some salon in boston.
did you go to brockton high?
i actually took my niece there recently.
Wendy and I were close friends in highschool..
haven't seen her in a couple years though since she moved.
She's still cutting hair, but now she works at some salon in boston.
did you go to brockton high?
If you ever wanted to find the highest collection of adult men with eating disorders, hang out with a bunch of pro cyclists. I would imagine only jockeys are worse.
I'm not going uphill real well right now, and it's primarily because I drank my way into 5 extra pounds this winter that I can't get rid of. So, today I started my food log...
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I'm not going uphill real well right now, and it's primarily because I drank my way into 5 extra pounds this winter that I can't get rid of. So, today I started my food log...
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doublejesus:
coke and cigarettes are way more glamorous 
incompetent:
thanks for the link, buddy! much appreciated.
i ended up swimming at my parents house,
and then D and I went into cambridge for a bit.
damn... it feels good to get the hell out of brockton!