Ok, so today at work I got totally awesome news. A store got robbed today, and, since everyone who works there is all fucked up (emotionally, that is) I get to be one of the lucky people to go work over there tomorrow. Fun!
Today wasn't too much better than the last few days. I bought the new My Chemical Romance record, which is pretty...
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Today wasn't too much better than the last few days. I bought the new My Chemical Romance record, which is pretty...
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acidgrampa:
Even one story of Ms. Dunst was tasty.
kestrel:
But it was Succexy. Both are great.
vladdic:
If you are talking about the little spat we got into last night.. don't worry about it, it was a fucking retarded arguement. As for Bethany... getting ass is about the only reason to ever say a kind word to her.
scopitone6248:
-I want to party with that bird.
-I'd sneak into that place before I let them photo-copy my ID. Not because I'm paranoid, I just think it would be hilarious to hear people bitch "That nut Scopitone hopped a fence and ran through a mine-field instead of letting The Man scan his info. Hot!"
-^Hahahahaha^
-Sorry to hear about the car and job situation. Really sorry.
-Don't talk to X's when you're drunk. Also, you shouldn't have any feelings about them that would cause you to explode at them anyway. Just...become an emotional robot. I think you have the parts for it at work, it's easy.
-^hahahahahaa^
-Fighting with the friend can't be good either. Damn.
-You have a scar? That's awesome! I want a scar! Give me one. I command it.
-I'd sneak into that place before I let them photo-copy my ID. Not because I'm paranoid, I just think it would be hilarious to hear people bitch "That nut Scopitone hopped a fence and ran through a mine-field instead of letting The Man scan his info. Hot!"
-^Hahahahaha^
-Sorry to hear about the car and job situation. Really sorry.
-Don't talk to X's when you're drunk. Also, you shouldn't have any feelings about them that would cause you to explode at them anyway. Just...become an emotional robot. I think you have the parts for it at work, it's easy.
-^hahahahahaa^
-Fighting with the friend can't be good either. Damn.
-You have a scar? That's awesome! I want a scar! Give me one. I command it.
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flux:
Oh man...

Oh man...
flux:
Also, don't you think those pictures are a bit big?
I caught a bad case of the emos during my stay in Florida. I'll elaborate once I have in my possession the photographic evidence of how awesome my friends and I are.
Update! Everyone go give Munchx0r a hard time. In addition to knowing her for several years, she is my neighbor and part of our unstoppable crew of awesome. She also has a pirate...
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Update! Everyone go give Munchx0r a hard time. In addition to knowing her for several years, she is my neighbor and part of our unstoppable crew of awesome. She also has a pirate...
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vladdic:
Dave doing a damned good job sucking in his massive beer gut.

Dave doing a damned good job sucking in his massive beer gut.
So... I'm sure you have all been eagerly anticipating this entry, wondering "what the hell is he up to to merit such an absence? I bet it's something really ridiculous and funny!"
Well, for once, you would be wrong. All I've been doing is working and playing Shining Force II. My life is exciting.
Lets see here: Lisa came up and hung out for a...
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Well, for once, you would be wrong. All I've been doing is working and playing Shining Force II. My life is exciting.
Lets see here: Lisa came up and hung out for a...
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vladdic:
There is no way in hell my liver will make it to Alex's birthday... not if I have anything to do with it. Shit... I'll be surprised if my liver makes it to MY fucking birthday.
kestrel:
Bwahaha. If you don't get the other Dune one, though, you're not as big of a geek as I am. 

I woke up today and really didn't want to go to work. It wasn't that I didn't like my job or that I hated work, it was more that I was just tired of being in Radioshack. When I got to work I realized why: today was my seventh day of work in a row. Thank Jebus that I have tomorrow and Wednesday off!
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unnecessaryz:
I worked at a sporting goods store once and I'm fairly certain the radio station we listened to was controlled by the exact same Accepted-By-The-Public Robot that yours is.
flux:
God, that sounds like something your dad would say.
Well, overall I'd say I had a pretty good weekend. I got paid on Friday and am now debt free. I drank Friday night, then woke up and went to work on Saturday. For some reason I only worked 9:30 to noon. I went home and found Megan awake and expressed my desire to lay by the pool and drink margaritas. We went up to...
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scopitone6248:
Your sister is a dirty thief and you should call the cops on her. Hard.
So... one of my roommates started talking to some girl on Myspace. This girl has expressed intrest in hanging out with him. This girl did not have a profile picture. This girl is now sitting in our living room, radiating the reason that she doesn't have a profile picture. My roommate is currently IMing me from his phone, saying things like "don't leave me," and...
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disastermagnet:
see, this story is a perfect example of why I never want to meet anyone ever again.
Except for YOU decky.....
[edited to mention something VERY important}
I'm sure you already know about The Miss Machine??
Go forth with confidence, and find MP3s therein.
[Edited on Jul 23, 2004 4:30PM]
Except for YOU decky.....

[edited to mention something VERY important}
I'm sure you already know about The Miss Machine??
Go forth with confidence, and find MP3s therein.
[Edited on Jul 23, 2004 4:30PM]
scopitone6248:
How the hell have you been, man? I hate going on AIM because it explodes every time I get on. I need to use that invisible feature more often...
Tech kids. *shudder*
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Update: Holy fucking hangover, Batman. Last night was my friend Houston's birthday. My old friend Lisa was in town. I haven't been able to drink much lately because I usually have to get up relatively early to go to work. Today is my day off. In other words, I pickled a large portion of my brain last night.
Unfortunately, most of...
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Update: Holy fucking hangover, Batman. Last night was my friend Houston's birthday. My old friend Lisa was in town. I haven't been able to drink much lately because I usually have to get up relatively early to go to work. Today is my day off. In other words, I pickled a large portion of my brain last night.
Unfortunately, most of...
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vladdic:
Fuck you bitch.. I was still alive and kicking. Just didn't feel like getting drunk and being a third wheel for what ever the... situation was. I will NEVER pass out before you.. I don't fight fair.
unnecessaryz:
The only thing that would have made that worse is if you passed out in the yard and woke up in the hot sun. And by worse I mean more awesome.
Man, this whole "work" and responsibility" shit sucks. It's 2:30am and everyone is awake and drinking except me; I have to be awake at 8:00am tomorrow. Stupid real world! Behold! the drunken sleep of the discontent.
hello_kitten:
And it only gets worse as you get older dude. Something to look forward to.
vladdic:
TITTY FUCK!