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Tuesday Jun 08, 2004

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Here's an amusing anecdote that recently happened to a friend of mine.

So a bunch of my friends were hanging out at this guy's apartment the other night. My friend, we'll call him Darkness, hooks up with this girl and moves into the bedroom belonging to the apartment's owner. The owner, upon finding out about this, begins knocking on the door and yelling about it. Darkness, being somewhat respectful of his friend's wishes, decides to leave. On the way out of the apartment, the girl in question flat out decks the the owner in the face. Naturally, the owner then turns around and punches her back. Hilarity ensues.

Oh, but it gets even better. Darkness and the girl eventually make it back to his place, where they proceed with the copulation. Afterwards, Darkness hears a trickling noise coming fromt he other side of the bed. The girl pissed in his bed!

Vladdic called and told me this story earlier, and i found it so funny that I could barely even laugh. How ridiculous is that?

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Jun 9, 2004
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Zzzz
Jun 9, 2004

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