deckwreck

I just had this conversation on AIM with my home slice Scopitone and it was so odd and hilarious that I just had to provide a transcription.

Scopitone: Maximum Overdrive IS fucking awesome
Scopitone: isn't there a jeep with a machine gun in that flick?
Me: I think so...
Me: I haven't seen it in so long
Me: but nothing, NOTHING beats that coke machine
Scopitone: NOTHING!
Scopitone: I bet the Nothing from Neverending Story could beat it.
Me: but, since that nothing was defeated by atreyu, there would have to be a coke machine/atreyu death match.
Scopitone: either way, a luck dragon should be involved.
Me: FALCOR!!!
Me: that thing kinda scared me when I was little.
Scopitone: I don't like Atreyu. Cryin' like a sucka to some horse that it should "Believe!" so it doesn't die in the mud.
Me: haha
Scopitone: that movie was messed UP
Me: I even read that book
Scopitone: whoa
Me: of which the movie is part I
Me: did you ever see the sequel?
Scopitone: Hell yeah I did
Me: haha, it was very bad
Me: but it was good in the book
Scopitone: yeah...
Scopitone: so have you played that Star WArs RPG yet ?
Me: Knights Of The Old Republic?
Me: or Star Wars Galaxy or whatever its called
Scopitone: Republic
Scopitone: Galaxy can touch it
Me: I'm playing in now
Scopitone: yes!
Scopitone: That game is better than the prequels
Me: oh god yes
Scopitone: I'm such a tool. I actually felt bad playing as a dark jedi
Me: yeah... I know what you mean
Scopitone: I'm thinking "Hey ass, this is just a game. Suck it up and rob that bitch for all she is worth"
Me: I always have trouble running around and offing random people in RPGs
Scopitone: dorks
Me: oh yeah
Scopitone: I used the strategy guide and did nearly everything possible in that game in a matter of four days
Scopitone: I was seeing a girl at the time, so Friday and Saturday night I'm thinkin...man....I gots to get my ass home so's I can save the galaxy.

We are the coolest people EVER. NO ONE can touch us.