Okay boys and girls, it's almost 5am, I'm half drunk and pissed off, and I'm generally an angy young man. I'm going to bitch.
I hate the fact that I'm an expensive drunk. I drank almost an entire fifth tonight and I'm nearly sober now. Fuck that.
I hate the fact that my ex uses guys like she does. Other than explaining that it isn't me this time, I'm not even getting into it.
I hate the fact that the only cool girl I've met in recent memory just moved to Florida for the rest of the year.
I hate the fact that three of my good friends are moving to Florida permanantly.
In fact, I just hate how Florida seems to be taking all my girls away.
I hate that I am going to have to work in Alpharetta again. And not jsut Alpharetta, but the mall I used to work in. I fucking hate that mall.
I hate how the most attractive girl (that was within reach, that is) at the party was with (and seems to always be) with some douchebag.
But mostly, I hate the fact that I lost my fucking cellphone. This would just be a monor inconvenience except that I am waiting for a call back for the third interview at the job I'm getting.
Now, I'm not complaining about how bad my life is; as I have recently mentioned, my life is pretty damn good and my friends rock. But all that nonwithstanding, I can still be angry.
But you know what I don't hate? I really don't hate the fact that I was able to go skinny dipping tonight with a bunch of my friends and three hot girls. Word. See, I told you my life wasn't really bad. But unfortunately, since my phone was lost to the great beyond, I was unable to call Scopitone while surrounded by naked people in the pool. Lame.
Anyway, now that I'm done ranting, I'm going to sleep for as long as I damn well please. At least no one can call and wake me up.
I hate the fact that I'm an expensive drunk. I drank almost an entire fifth tonight and I'm nearly sober now. Fuck that.
I hate the fact that my ex uses guys like she does. Other than explaining that it isn't me this time, I'm not even getting into it.
I hate the fact that the only cool girl I've met in recent memory just moved to Florida for the rest of the year.
I hate the fact that three of my good friends are moving to Florida permanantly.
In fact, I just hate how Florida seems to be taking all my girls away.
I hate that I am going to have to work in Alpharetta again. And not jsut Alpharetta, but the mall I used to work in. I fucking hate that mall.
I hate how the most attractive girl (that was within reach, that is) at the party was with (and seems to always be) with some douchebag.
But mostly, I hate the fact that I lost my fucking cellphone. This would just be a monor inconvenience except that I am waiting for a call back for the third interview at the job I'm getting.
Now, I'm not complaining about how bad my life is; as I have recently mentioned, my life is pretty damn good and my friends rock. But all that nonwithstanding, I can still be angry.
But you know what I don't hate? I really don't hate the fact that I was able to go skinny dipping tonight with a bunch of my friends and three hot girls. Word. See, I told you my life wasn't really bad. But unfortunately, since my phone was lost to the great beyond, I was unable to call Scopitone while surrounded by naked people in the pool. Lame.
Anyway, now that I'm done ranting, I'm going to sleep for as long as I damn well please. At least no one can call and wake me up.
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vladdic:
Yeah.. she is pissed as shit at me. Fucking woke me up this morning and was like.. "I don't think we should live together anymore." My response, "Fuck you you stupid bitch, you fucking suck and I haven't wanted to live with you for a long time." She wants to rip off my nuts.
scopitone6248:
Look. You know where your damn cell is. Halfway to fuckin' Florida by now!