so today i went up to the home town to mooch my parents' clothes washing devices because our laundromat only takes these card things and knifefight was at work and he has it right now.
anyway, so i go and hang out with a friend of mine and this dude she has a crush on.
so i meet up with them, and then we go to some coffee shop and meet up with a bunch of this guy's friends. and they start talking about how monty python and the holy grail is cliche and kinda sucks. like, about how when someone gets an injury and says "its just a flesh wound" they are stupid and wrong, because they miss the irony in it (but without using any big words like irony, of course) and how the only time you could say it is when you accidently hatchet your hand off. then they start talking about how rad the die hard movies are. i'm thinking, "riiiiight... damn kids!" (yeah, i'm already getting old at the ripe old age of 20)
anyway, other than that, this was ok, but i was kinda bored all night. and the guy kept trying to put on this badass act for me, i guess to impress me because i am older, or cuz i used to date the girl he likes, or some other stupid shit. for instance, i'm desperately clinging to any shard of conversation, and i mention drinkin, and he goes on to tell me about how he once drank an entire bottle of whiskey. and he's 17. now, i once did the same, but that was at the height of my freshman year alcoholism, and it took me a good 12 hours (new years eve, 2002), and i woke up stupid drunk the next day. so yeah, he was pretty cool (except for the mudvayne hat... yech) but he was trying to hard to impress me. but, you know, whatever.
so then later, i say "yeah, don't get drunk enough to play the punch your friends in the face game, it never turns out well." to which he responds "yeah, don't play the do backflips off a tailgate while drunk game. I mean, I don't do that, but my friends do." what the hell?
but then he lays the kicker on me:
him- "i like to bite people in the face"
deck- *jaw agape, attempts words*
him- "yeah, its just funny to see their reaction, like, no one expects to be bitten in the face."
so, seriously, what the fuck? how fucking weird is that? and this apparently isn't a drunk thing or anything, he does this fairly regularly.
sooo fucking odd...
in other news, i left directions to my place on the ATLiens board, so now you can all come harass me whenever you feel like it. heh, i just got this great mental image of the introductions on saturday:
"hey, i'm so and so!"
"uhhhh..."
"you know, *insert sg handle here*"
"oh yeah! whats up! i'm whatshishead."
"erm..."
"ah yeah, *insert other sg handle*"
"oooh ok!"
bwahahaha. this is going to be fun.
anyway, so i go and hang out with a friend of mine and this dude she has a crush on.
so i meet up with them, and then we go to some coffee shop and meet up with a bunch of this guy's friends. and they start talking about how monty python and the holy grail is cliche and kinda sucks. like, about how when someone gets an injury and says "its just a flesh wound" they are stupid and wrong, because they miss the irony in it (but without using any big words like irony, of course) and how the only time you could say it is when you accidently hatchet your hand off. then they start talking about how rad the die hard movies are. i'm thinking, "riiiiight... damn kids!" (yeah, i'm already getting old at the ripe old age of 20)
anyway, other than that, this was ok, but i was kinda bored all night. and the guy kept trying to put on this badass act for me, i guess to impress me because i am older, or cuz i used to date the girl he likes, or some other stupid shit. for instance, i'm desperately clinging to any shard of conversation, and i mention drinkin, and he goes on to tell me about how he once drank an entire bottle of whiskey. and he's 17. now, i once did the same, but that was at the height of my freshman year alcoholism, and it took me a good 12 hours (new years eve, 2002), and i woke up stupid drunk the next day. so yeah, he was pretty cool (except for the mudvayne hat... yech) but he was trying to hard to impress me. but, you know, whatever.
so then later, i say "yeah, don't get drunk enough to play the punch your friends in the face game, it never turns out well." to which he responds "yeah, don't play the do backflips off a tailgate while drunk game. I mean, I don't do that, but my friends do." what the hell?
but then he lays the kicker on me:
him- "i like to bite people in the face"
deck- *jaw agape, attempts words*
him- "yeah, its just funny to see their reaction, like, no one expects to be bitten in the face."
so, seriously, what the fuck? how fucking weird is that? and this apparently isn't a drunk thing or anything, he does this fairly regularly.
sooo fucking odd...
in other news, i left directions to my place on the ATLiens board, so now you can all come harass me whenever you feel like it. heh, i just got this great mental image of the introductions on saturday:
"hey, i'm so and so!"
"uhhhh..."
"you know, *insert sg handle here*"
"oh yeah! whats up! i'm whatshishead."
"erm..."
"ah yeah, *insert other sg handle*"
"oooh ok!"
bwahahaha. this is going to be fun.
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optimistress and daniel13 will be with me on Monday--I don't know if you know them, but I think they're gonna go to that party at your place tomorrow. They're supercool.
That dude sounds like a freakin tool. And a liar, if you ask me. Who goes around biting people in the face?
What-eva.
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also i need to ask, seeing as how i dont really know my way around atl yet, how would i get to your place from roswell road?
[Edited on Feb 20, 2004 10:27PM]