deckwreck

this conversation was awesome.

me: im trying desperatly to lighten the mood here...

her: there is no mood
her: I am numb.
her: I don't even have a brain!
her: I am a machine
her: MACHINE

me: nah
me: otherwise you would have crushed me to death with your hydrolic thighs

her: no, no, no... hydrolic breasts!
her: if I were in fact a machine, I would be a sexy one

me: haha
me: true
me: you could inflate or deflate at will, like the TX

her: w00t!

me: of course then i would have to destroy you to save the future

her: hmmm
her: I suppose

me: sorry baby
me: i would say as i stuck a shotgun in your mouth
me: it just wasnt meant to be...
me: after all, you are a cyborg killing machine from the future, while i, i am just a man

her: damn.

me: of course, then you would get up and kill me, because no mere shotgun could stop whatever passes for a heart in an evil futuristic killbot
me: side note: this is the best conversation ever

her: dude I would totally crush your skull with my indestructable knuckles

me: i'd have to...
me: 1. lead you into a garbage compactor
me: 2. toss you into a vat of liquid metal
me: 3. stick an unstable hydrogen fuel cell down your throat

her: oh! oh! oh! vat of liquid metal!
her: nothing down the throat... that's too disgusting... I have to deal with that shit when I get general anesthesia for my nosejob

me: robots dont need nosejobs!

*note* this girl is not as into scifi as i am, thus the terminator references, as opposed to some other, better killer robot movie.

anyway, i thought that if that conversation was to be appreciated by anyone other than me, this would be the forum said person would be found on. i personally thought it was hilarious.