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Thursday Jan 08, 2004

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to the engineer who designed the layout of the engine compartment of the '91 ford mustang:
fuck you. crappiest engine layout ever.
(my friend alex knows nothing about fixing cars, and so when the starter on his car burned up i got the call. spent most of the day wrestling with the damn thing.)
but, in the end, i defeated you. i beat the mustang!

the trip to lennys with the ATLien kids was sabatoged by a specific microscopic organism that decided to take up residence in opposition to flux's immune system. stupid nature! you will feel my wrath for depriving us of our standard flux-is-visiting-so-we-must-go-dancing trip. i'm so going to go litter now.
TASTE MY BIODEGRADABLE VENGENCE!

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scylla:
"Dear deckwreck,
Are you sure there is a direct correlation between Flux's immune system and rising ground water pollu-"

"Dear Scylla,
TEH FASE."

That is what would happen were I to question...
Jan 8, 2004
scopitone6248:
Foolish starter! Hiding within your ill conceived labrynth of metal and tubes is USELESS. Come outside and witness your demise! If you dare mad

[Edited on Jan 09, 2004 9:59AM]
Jan 9, 2004

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