MY EARS ARE SORE!!!! god fucking damn it!! i think god has smited me down for eating pork yesterday. it was horrible anyway and so salty that it made me see weird spots in front of my eyes. but i woke up this morning and my ears hurt and i have gone fucking deaf and i didn't even hear my alarm so i missed my chance to talk to my teachers about why i won't be handing in any work this semester (mind your own business). i asked my friend dave 'why my ears?' and he said 'so maybe next time you'll listen to your inner voice'. profound and really annoying at the same time. and now my jaw hurts too because of my ears so it's hard to chew so i have to put food in my mouth and use my throat muscles to swallow it down like a duck. it's 3.30am, my ears hurt, other stuff is annoying but this takes the biscuit. sorry about all the cussing beck.
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also that some serious pork related shit... will think twice before attempting my next sausage
Anaemia? Why would you get anaemia?
I know you're a student but you have rich computery friends who can come down and feed you food.
Feeling better then?